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cledus t judd - did i shave my back for this lyrics

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parody of did i shave my legs for this? by deana carter (deana carter/rhonda hart) polygram (ascap)/door number two music (ascap)/miller moo (bmi).
new lyrics by cledus t. judd/chris clark/adam dread, cledus cr-p anthems/la-po music, inc. (sesac)/of music, inc. (ascap/man of leisure music (bmi)

a mason jar full of shine
a cd of leann rhimes
is what i bought for our anniversary tonight
now here i stand with my petunias in hand
and you’ve got a headache again

i hit a yard sale cut my toenails
trimmed my nose hairs just right
i thought you’d be impressed
by my new hunting vest
but there’s no chance tonight

it ain’t the first time this year
it’ll be the tv and beer
i about forgot what’s it’s like to be here
as i sleep on the floor
while she sniffles and snores
did i shave my back for this

oh man aww woo
this things duller than a dag burn b-tter knife

now i’ll bet she’ll regret
that she didn’t let
me take her to that motel with a pool
you know it’s so hard to find
free hbo and showtime
and them vibrating beds sure are cool

i souped up my rv
fired up my flobee
trimmed my toupee just right
i tried self tanning cream it turned my skin green
uh you know the directions uh said that it might

well it’s a mystery to me
why she don’t like cledus t.
most find me hard to resist
i’m wearing my brand new drawers
and wondering what the heck for
did i shave my back for this

dee-anna
did i shave my back for this
ohh ohh ohh
(coughs)

- cledus t judd lyrics

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