cledus t judd - quit teasin me ed lyrics
cledus t. judd/vern dant, la-po music (bmi)/music genesis(ascap)
hey cledus, whad’ya get in the mail?
he-he-he, got a letter from ed.
what’s it say?
i don’t know. d’you get one?
well, open it up!
he-hahahahahahaha!
…open it.
i quit my job about a year ago, i’m on a permanent vacation
all i gotta do now is sit back and wait’ll my notification
you see, old ed, he’s a friend of mine, and he writes me once a week
sends me my very own winnin’ numbers
i’m practically on easy street
well, i don’t know, i reckon ed just likes me a little better’n everybody else
i’m sure he’s been tryin’ to reach me,
but uh, i’ve been out on tour with garth brooks. he-hehehehe
now, you might think pricin’ a mercedes might be a jumpin’ the gun
but hey, i got a letter from ed today that said i may’ve already won!
quit teasin me ed
…quit teasin me ed
my kids need to be fed
…my kids need to be fed
i believed what you said
…i believed what you said
quit teasin’ me ed
you promised me wealth
…you promised me wealth
and a new dodge stealth
…and a new dodge stealth
i’ll check the mailbox ’til i’m dead
…i’ll check the mailbox ’til i’m dead
quit teasin’ me ed
they say the odds are again’ me
but i got my own little scheme
instead of just one or two, i order all the magazines!
i get glamour, cosmo, redbook, seventeen, good housekeepin’, and popular mechanics
i even got bored one time and ordered the joy of ceramics!
now ed, i can’t sing or dance, and i’ll never be on star search
but if you don’t hurry up ‘n send my check, i’m gonna start thinkin’ you a jerk
well, not really ed, doggonnit it’s been such a long time
my car’s been repo’d, my house note’s four month’s behind
ed, i don’t mean to complain, and i know you’re a busy man
but, could you at least send me one of them early entry prizes
i’m you’re biggest fan, i swear!
quit teasin’ me ed
…quit teasin’ me ed
my kids need to be fed
…my kids need to be fed
i believed what you said
…i believed what you said
quit teasin’ me ed
you promised me wealth
…you promised me wealth
and a new dodge stealth …and a new dodge stealth
i’ll check the mailbox ’til i’m dead
…i’ll check the mailbox ’til i’m dead
quit teasin’ me ed
cledus t., you may have already won!
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