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cmrb - milhouse van houten vs butters stotch lyrics

[intro]
epic cartoon made rap battles!
milhouse houten
vs
b+tters stotch
begin!

[verse 1: b+tters]
hi fellers, i’m b+tters! i know i may look harmless and friendly
but i’ll smash your glasses, you won’t like me when i’m angry
i’ll split you like your parents, and you won’t be restitched
by the end of this battle, you’ll be my new bottom b+tch
i can see that you’re so nervous you’re beginning to stutter like jimmy
this is the b+tters show, milly, you’ll be as paralyzed as timmy!
i’m k!lling this battle like kenny, n0body likes you at all!
you can’t win, you suck at rapping like you suck at baseball

[verse 2: milhouse]
everything comin’ up! milhouse! as i snap you like a b+tterfinger!
you’re busy getting wedgied, while i’m getting it with lisa
i’m best friends with the coolest kid in school, who likes you?!
you’ve fell out with all your friends, now think, “what should you do?’
south park? well, i’m taking you and your show down to the south!
i’m not allowed to watch it anyway, but that won’t stop my doubts
i’ll kick your b+tt+ers, and it’s a good job i’m wearing flood pants
drink you like syrup super squishy bender, i was even in a boy band!
[verse 3: professor chaos]
let’s see how you like dealing with me! professor chaos!
not everything’s going up you! tremble, this time the house lost!
you’ve been a bad boy, now you’ll get roasted on an open fire
with all these excuses about what your mom says, you’re such a liar
go my minions and tear up this allergy infected god d+mn mess
you’re nothing compared to the best! you ugly little pest!
i cause chaos, the only thing you cause is sickness
get the heck out of here, before i destroy you with my disses!

[verse 4: milhouse]
you got beat up by a guy in a raccoon suit, your chaos is a disaster
not to mention your “minions” are your two pet hamsters
the only thing that’s chaos is your show, simpsons is standing tall
while even your own gramma can beat up your b+tterb+lls
all your friends are pr+cks, just like your f+cked up parents
make us both happy and leave, come on man, i dare ya!
game over, my hot rhymes melted all your b+ttery limbs
you’ve lost this battle because the house always wins!

[outro]
who won?
who’s next?
you decide!
everything’s coming up!
epic cartoon made rap battles!

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