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cmrb - steven universe vs clarence 2 lyrics

[intro]
epic cartoon made rap battles!
steven universe
vs!
clarence
2!
begin!

[verse 1: clarence]
hi, i’m clarence! lemme make one thing apparent!
your corny connie loving’ self is like your gem, transparent
i’ve got something this alien needs know, i’ll drown you like lapis with my flow!
with jeff and sumo i’ll unload, a second ass kicking on mah foe!
spittin’ millions of disses with a rhyme scheme not too elaborate
i’ll defeat this herm+afro+dite like his name was joshua maverick
challenging me to a lyrical sumo match? that i can’t re+”fuse”
you have “gem powers”? well at least i’m not as uptight as you! (ooh!)

[verse 2: steven universe]
i won’t need help from thе crystal gems to beat up this drama queen
your “life lеssons” are even worse than your dental hygiene
quit your ranting and just go back to looking up to santa
nicolas cage here couldn’t shield himself from his own piñata
trap you in a no+fun dungeon, so weird; onion’s impressed
clarence, wendell+usion wears off then you’ve got nothing left
heated lyrics like ruby, and there’s nothing you can do!
cuz even with my weaknesses i’m still “stronger than you”
[verse 3: clarence]
frybo you with rhymes, go back to your dad and mourn
i could have a better rap, just using a squeeze h+rn
my disses are straight illin’, spitting sick like the flu
and say, uncle grandpa has a simpler plot than you do
not even a mother could love your series’s cr+ppy pilot
this “superior” life form can’t even keep a healthy diet
so calm down, your rapping sounds worse than when you sing
shatter ya to small fractures, you can’t be recovering

[verse 4: steven universe and stevonnie]
i’m a rapping ace+dia! you’re rated i for insane!
we’ll have towering intellect when connie and i combine our brains!
when it comes to characters, i’m dominant in personality
you’re a simplistic optimist, parodying without originality
you spit a cl+ster of nonsense that would even confuse garnet
you’re incomprehensive due to your puerile lisp and accent
you must have catfingers if you think you’ll be the victor
make this maniac have a mental breakdown like his creator!

[verse 5: finn the human]
i’m in my element, fellas! don’t come near me nor jake
you globs should shut your gobs, i’m at the top of the food chain
don’t even try to threaten me or i’ll roast both these sweet peas
and your thoughts of victory must be a rainy daydream
defeating witches, glitches, and liches is my main mission
using your tears as medicine, i’ll break you like the enchiridion!
stevonnie, step up, and watch me stomp your conversation
’cause this verbal mushroom war will end in your annihilation!

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