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cmrb - uncle grandpa vs goku lyrics

[intro]
epic cartoon made rap battles!
goku
vs
uncle grandpa…
yeah yeah, i know…
begin?

[verse 1: uncle grandpa]
good morning! i’m uncle grandpa, your uncle and your grandpa
i save the world with mustache cream and my brother is santa!
with the power of my belly, i’ll bring it out of my diaphragm
while i keep my lines full+bodied and blast you back to j+pan!

[verse 2: goku]
heh, here’s a lesson to teach to kids: how not to spit a verse
you’re a joke from birth, even your birthday is april 1st!
the whack philosophy of funny faces equalling real comedy
grasping on a tiny miracle in hopes to top me
i spit hot fire, and i’ll cook you like a buritto
chew you out like pizza steve, disrеgard you like bushido
time to retirе and leave helping the children to priscilla
because strongest under the heavens means i beat your godzilla
that sad excuse for a show ain’t humorous, uncle grandpa
less funny, and more laughable; kamehameha+ha+ha
you pizza trash! not even steve thinks that you’re awesome, man
i’ll give you a halo and break my foot off in your bottom bag!
[verse 3: uncle grandpa]
the secret of the dragon b+lls ain’t so with you anatomy
krell, i’ve had enough of aliens ruling over sp+ce academies
the ug rv mc’s roadk!llin’, it’s hit or miss
you really need to get your head out of the clouds, nimbus!
you’re trying to fight me? guess this’ll take 18 episodes
you know i break the see+through, but i’m allergic to windows
that verse was worse than gt and your movie; you can’t win, dude
and say, uncle grandpa has a more complex than you do!

[verse 4: goku]
i think it really says something ’bout your god+awful show
when a crossover with steven universe was your best episode!
you kaio+can’t defeat animation’s greatest hero
cause your raps’ power level is way below zero!
got a vegetable on my back, but i don’t take fruit+toting so highly
the dead zone will shock you worse than what you did to riley
you’re more of a joke than krillin, i’m a one+man apocalypse
your dvd sales are cn’s newest destructo disc

[verse 5: uncle grandpa]
good morning! you’re toast if you wanna talk about being in bread
it just looks like someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed
reunite you with your home planet after you’re defeated
your gluttony’s disgusting, so make like my dust and eat it!
[verse 6: goku]
i don’t care what kind of guy you are, i’ve seen more from fried rice
i suggest you leave, chump, you see, i won’t be beary nice!
you lost the sell games worse than toriko’s mess
rid of this grotesque pedophilic product of incest

[verse 7: uncle grandpa]
okay gogeta! don’t fret, just abiding the law
make fun of me all you want, but even you have your flaws
i left you to kakarot and all your verses spirit bombed
but i refuse to lose to one of steven’s fusions gone wrong
ug’s always top condition, but how have you senzu+bean?
i’m a cash cow! i roll where the dough and grass is green!
i mean i’d have a beef with you, but it seems you ate that too
after this, the z fighters will be in good mourning for goku!

[outro]
who won?
who’s next?
you decide!
epik carrtune maid rap battelssssssssssssssssss!

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