coda conduct - the waitress song lyrics
[intro: erica]
hi
yep, long black? okay
that guy again
+rs+hole
[chorus: sally & erica]
well, i’m a waitress at a place that’s open afternoon
and once i loved it, now i’m hating on this assh0l+ dude
never speaks, just seems to watch me
so i gave my notice
he’s so rude, makes a mess and takes the best [?]
pretty soon he’s the only person in the café
stains the table with his coffee
so i gave my notice
[verse 1: sally]
yo
you’re pro’bly thinking i would just tell him to step along
i did, don’t get me wrong but he can’t hear me with his headphones on
maybe to send a stronger message i should pen a song
but then i got a better plot i’m confident can get him gone
his name, heard it was greg, and one day i turned to the chef
and soon we were serving instead to greg a new personal breakfast
soggy bread, burnin’ the eggs, he just burped and then left
i stopped and saw that he’d drawn hoverboards on all the serviettes
[pre+chorus 1: sally]
and i just hate that sh+t, gotta fill those dispensers (my least favourite job)
i’m waiting on him just to pay and leave (get outta here)
[chorus: sally & erica]
well, i’m a waitress at a place that’s open afternoon
and once i loved it, now i’m hating on this assh0l+ dude
never speaks, just seems to watch me
so i gave my notice
he’s so rude, makes a mess and takes the best [?]
pretty soon he’s the only person in the café
stains the table with his coffee
so i gave my notice
[verse 2: erica]
yeah
i say hi to him, bye to him, that’ll be five+ninty+five
and he doesn’t seem to mind that the price is steep
’cause i’ve been tryna see if he’ll realize i’ve been
deciding he should overpay for bacon rind for like a week
but no, he sits and waits and i give him pages
of a newspaper taken from the most wet slimy gross and off
trash, coat my clothes in mud and dirt
so if his cup is clean i can smudge it with ([?])
i wonder if i’ve got this mixed up
and all along he’s sneakin’ notes into the tip jar
nah, i just think he’s a jerk
but at least i nicked a hacksaw to make his table tip back and forth, it’s fine
[pre+chorus 1: erica]
’cause when he takes a p+ss i’ll steal all greg’s tips
i’m waiting on him just to pay and leave
[chorus: sally & erica]
well, i’m a waitress at a place that’s open afternoon
and once i loved it, now i’m hating on this assh0l+ dude
never speaks, just seems to watch me
so i gave my notice
he’s so rude, makes a mess and takes the best [?]
pretty soon he’s the only person in the café
stains the table with his coffee
so i gave my notice
[bridge: sally & erica]
he don’t seem fazed that the bacon is weeks old
i spent three days cultivating that green mould
but it don’t change, he just stays, don’t see what
that guy’s there for
he don’t seem fazed that the bacon is weeks old
i spent three days cultivating that green mould
but it don’t change, he just stays, don’t see what
that guy’s there for
[chorus: sally & erica]
well, i’m a waitress at a place that’s open afternoon
and once i loved it, now i’m hating on this assh0l+ dude
never speaks, just seems to watch me
so i gave my notice
he’s so rude, makes a mess and takes the best [?]
pretty soon he’s the only person in the café
stains the table with his coffee
so i gave my notice
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