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cole myer - ball with shaq lyrics

i said i quit monte

i don’t like whales, need chub like a seal
she lost most of her weight, that was most of her appeal
told her keep the talk at home if she ain’t gonna keep it real
if you handing me the phone i pick up like”what’s the deal”

she don’t want sack, she wanna play ball with shaq
i’m with aaron rodgers, tryna put a quarter in her back
she want me to do some weird sh+t, my morals on attack
guess i gotta face the path ahead of me, you got a nice rack

i ain’t come to brag, every time she around me, i’m happy, see my tail wag
i bring commotion to thе party, i’m a frag
you are a bum, boy, you got no swag
she want talk to my parents likе i just skipped class
she put her hair into a ponytail, she got whiplash
she keep tryna pull me closer in until our hips clash
i’m going in then pulling out, i’m really quick, fast

yeah, i’m like the flash
i named my d+ck goldfish, the snack that smiles back
before i take a lyft to a bar, i’ma call a cab
i’ve never been to the uk, don’t wanna get stabbed
she came over to my place late at night to get jabbed
she don’t want me anymore, she said i’m just a quick fad
snl on the tv, why my girl want chad?
told her pack up all her bags and get the h+ll out the pad
what the h+lly
i wish upon a star last night, you never met me
i took her to a fancy restaurant, she want denny’s
you are not a dime anymore, you’re a penny

she don’t just want one dude, she want many
okay, i’m not good enough for you, i’m offended
can’t stop, won’t stop, said that i’m relentless
these are not diamonds, i bought her a coal pendant

like i put you on the naughty list, i caught you being bad
she don’t want me anymore, so that’s why you call me dad?
plates underneath my tippy toes, i’m trying to burn my cavs
she don’t want you, she wants something she’s already had

okay then, that’s when i sent her ass back to the playpen
she don’t want my hot dog, now she want nathan’s
i’m like the guy from split, i’m the beast, you’re in my bas+m+nt

come around me, you feeling a way, don’t feel a way, that’s just temptation
told you you should get a j+o+b, an occupation
wanna be a d+o+c+ to get your friend on medication
i’m in d.c. with d.t, looking at the sp+ce station

we can fly away
cop half a mile up ahead, thanks waze
if i catch you in my city, get the chitty, bang, bang
i just met up with maria, we don’t speak the same language

- cole myer lyrics

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