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cole porter band - the trailer song lyrics

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[verse 1]
i ain’t heard you call me baby in years
if you did it was followed up by
“could you bring me a couple more beers?”
and i don’t think you know that you’ve got five kids
until one of them runs right in front of your, your tv set
i don’t know what i was thinking years ago
i know that i said “i do”, but now i’m thinking i sure as h+ll don’t

[chorus 1]
this trailer ain’t big enough for the two of us
well, i can’t handle your lazy ass and your ever+growing gut
i pay the bills, i make the meals, so here’s the new deal
pack up all of your cr+p without a fuss
’cause this trailer ain’t big enough
no, this trailer ain’t big enough

[verse 2]
well that’s fine. i’m leaving, i don’t need this
but i’m taking my old pickup truck and the elvis box set
and you used to dress s+xy, heels and lingerie
but you’ve been wearing the same pair of sweatpants now for seven days
and i wish that i could stay here, by your side
i’m just afraid i can’t afford a triple wide

[chorus 2]
’cause this trailer ain’t big enough for the two of us
well, i can’t handle all your nagging and your cooking sucks
and i never complain about the weight you’ve gained
now you’re twice the woman i once loved
and this trailer ain’t big enough
no, this trailer ain’t big enough

[bridge]
oh, you think that you try harder than me
but you giving up is all i see
we’ve both got to give if we want to make this work
well, i’ll shave my legs if you mow the lawn
and if you shed a couple pounds this mullet is gone
and i’ll quit b+tching if you throw all your playboy’s out

[chorus 3]
this trailer ain’t big enough for the two of us
well, i can’t handle your lazy ass and your ever+growing gut
and i never complain about the weight you’ve gained
but now you’re twice the woman i once loved
well, you can pack up all your cr+p without a fuss
’cause this trailer ain’t big enough
oh no, this trailer ain’t big enough
no, this trailer ain’t big enough

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