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collect my 8 pages - how i met ronald mcdonald lyrics

[intro: ivie]
alright, let me make sure i got all of that
you’re ordering 20 cheeseburgers, two 40+piece mcnuggets
8 barbecue sauce packets, 8 sweet & sour sauce packets, 8 honey mustard packets, 8 large french fries, and a large coke (turn down the lights and take my hand)

[main song: various samples]
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i must order every item on the mcdonald’s menu (turn down the lights and take my hand)
what can i get for you today?
so i’m actually wanting to get one of each item on your menu (turn down the lights and take my hand)

let’s face it, look at the way we live in america, we got food everywhere
you’ve got processed food, you’ve got fast food, you’ve got convenient foods. we eat, y’know whenever we want to (turn down the lights and take my hand)
when we’re in our car, when we’re working at our desks, when we’re watching tv
this is common for so many americans and it’s making us unhealthy, and that is partly leading to type 2 diabetes (turn down the lights and take my hand)

i wanted to teach you how i administer my estrogen
there are two different techniques to inject hormones into your body, there’s intramuscular and subcutaneous (turn down the lights and take my hand)
i inject into my muscles and i typically inject into the top outer third of my thigh
you can also inject intramuscularly into your arms or into your back love handles
for subcutaneous, you’re injecting into your fat and that can be injected into your stomach, into your thighs, into your b+tt, or also into your arms (turn down the lights and take my hand)

let’s just talk about what’s going on with your body, with type 2 diabetes
some people ask me sometimes “do i have type 1 or do i have type 2?” (turn down the lights and take my hand)
so type 1 diabetes is an auto+immune disorder, that’s when the cells of your body just attack your pancreas, the cells of your pancreas that make insulin, and they wipe ’em all out, and the people with type 1 diabetes have to take insulin forever, that’s just the way that is (turn down the lights and take my hand)
type 2 diabetes is different in a bunch of ways, your body is still making insulin but the problem is, the cells of your body so like the para cells, your muscle cells, your nerve cells, all of the muscles in your body, have become resistant to your own insulin (turn down the lights and take my hand)
when your insulin resistance starts to happen, we eat food, your pancreas makes insulin, but it’s just bouncin’ around, it’s not working on the cells (turn down the lights and take my hand)
so instead of that sugar going into the cells to be used for energy, it gets stored as fat, and then you end up feeling hungry, you’re tired more often, and then you, you eat more, and then the whole thing just keeps going on and on and on (turn down the lights and take my hand)
so that is what can lead to prediabetes, which can then lead to type 2 diabetes (turn down the lights and take my hand)
[outro: bodie]
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