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college humor - hardcore casual gamer rap lyrics

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[intro]
motherfuckers callin me casual cause i play angry birds
i just spent six hours trying to three star that level
ain’t nothin casual about it
i’ll k!ll you
[end intro]

[chorus]
iphones, b-tch
board games, b-tch
kinect, wii fit
touchscreen, b-tch
zenga, b-tch
farmville, b-tch
and words with friends
ipads, b-tch
[end chorus]

[murph]
i love to share games with my friends on facebook
i tried bejeweled blitz; shit
now i’m so hooked

[other]
but [?] farmville is the best
b-tch check your inbox
i sent you a request (b-tch!)

[murph]
i just got the kinect
yo that shit’s so rad
my body’s a controller
i don’t need a d-pad

[other]
yo, i tried dance central
now my moves so smooth
and when i play with my nephew
little b-tch gets schooled

[murph]
myyyyy pc’s old as shit
but it still runs the sims 2
i am such a pimp
sim b-tches give me woo-hoo

[other]
yo, games might be caj {shortened casual}
but i play ’em hardcore
you let me hold your phone;
already beat your high score

[murph]
talk shit motherfucker?
you just sit on the couch (ha-ha)
i get my game on at the bank
while i check my account

[other]
and you can keep your big titles

[murph]
cause i’d rather keep the cost low

[other]
apps so cheap

[murph]
wallets bulk; like costco

[chorus]
wii sports, b-tch
madden, b-tch
motion control, hand held, b-tch
flash games, b-tch
the sims, b-tch
and cut the rope martian, b-tch

if you’re a real fruit ninja
wave your sword in the air
and chop some fuckin produce
like you just don’t care

[murph]
(oooh) i use the mariocart wheel
controllers more precise
just like the motion control feel

[other]
[?] cause my body’s so swole
wii zumba’s got me lookin
like a twilight warewolf (jacob)

[murph]
you don’t stand a chance
so don’t join in my wii bowling lane
or you’ll see god
like kurt cameron after growing pains

[other]
trying to finger print me
but my fingertips disintegrated
too much angry birds
got the evidence obliterated

[murph]
oh great
i am constipated
no sarcasm
i’m elated
time for me to
three star rate it
fuck tv’s
they’re overrated

[other]
touchscreen warrior
game with my fingertips
cutting that rope
while i squeeze out a fat shit

[murph]
ipad smudgie
but it’s not like my game scratch
y’all need a new disc
i need windex

[chorus]
scribblenaughts, b-tches
doodle jump, b-tches
social games, fat apps, itunes, b-tches
party games, b-tches
exercise, b-tches
can i get a ‘fuck yes!’ for tiny wings, b-tches?

[murph]
swearwords!

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