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collegehumor - fuck you, england lyrics

[intro]
hey there england, it’s old uncle sam
we fought together in europe, iraq, and j+pan
our relationship is special, and that’s a fact
but one day a year, we forget all of that

[verse]
f+ck you england, it’s the fourth of july
when our wee baby nation gave you a black eye
f+ck b+tter on your sandwiches, f+ck your spelling, too
’cause when it comes to honor, there’s no room for “u”

[rap]
f+ck the way you think biscuits are more like cookies than scones
f+ck philosophers, yeah, it was the sorcerer’s stone
f+ck your weak defences, ’cause it’s spelled “defense”
your pounds make shillings, but our dollars make sense
(actually, we do accept the euro now ++)

[refrain]
july fourth is the day
when we stand up and say
f+ck you, england, f+ck you, f+ck you

[rap]
f+ck the neon bright green you put on your cops
f+ck you, period, not full stop
f+ck your license plates, they’re way too long
you don’t drive on the right, and that’s just wrong
who flips down a switch to turn on a light?
it’s the red, white, and blue, not the blue, red, and white
f+ck your the office, it was only two seasons
f+ck these things you call “m+ffins” for some stupid reason
(actually, english m+ffins are far more popular in the uni ++)
[refrain]
july fourth is the day
we stand up and say hey
f+ck you, england, f+ck you, f+ck you

[rap]
f+ck your ‘quotation’ marks, they’re half as “great”
and don’t put days before months when you’re writing the date
f+ck the f+cked+up way you name your candy bars
what we call milky ways, you f+ckers call mars
you’re awful proud of british tv
but in the u.s., we’ve got the bbc (america)
f+ck your f+ckin’ use of the celsius scale
f+ck your whole f+ckin’ country from scotland to wales
(actually, scotland and wales are separate countries ++)

[refrain]
july fourth is the day
for the u s of a
to shout, “f+ck you, england, f+ck you, f+ck you!”

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