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collegehumor - if i had the money that bezos had lyrics

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[vocalizing]

[chorus]
if i had the money that bezos has
think of all the things i could do
if i had the money that bezos has
think of all the things i could do

[verse 1]
i could buy a home for the homeless
and turn around their luck
and after ending homelessness in the usa
i’d still have fourteen billion bucks

i could pay for cancer treatment
for everyone on the earth
and if i funded every school in california
that’d only be half of my worth

[chorus]
how much money is it?
well maybe this will explain
if his wealth were in nickels, it would stack to the moon
and then stack back down again
and then back up
and thеn back down
and then back up
and then back down
and then back up and down and up and down again
and thеn add another ten more stacks (hey!)
[hook]
if i had the money that bezos has
think of all the things i could do

[verse 2]
i’d make the town of tallahassee
into a town of millionaires
and when i’m done handing out those funds
i’d still be a billionaire

and for everyone in new york city
i could buy your subway rides
and if you looked in my wallet after fifteen years
you’d see four billion left inside

[chorus]
how much money is it?
well maybe this will explain
if his wealth were in singles and put on a scale
that’s what ninety+eight thousand rhinos weigh
and that’s three times the rhinos that are left in the world (hey!)

[hook]
if i had the money that bezos has
think of all the things i could do
i could pay a living wage
to everyone i call my employee
and failing that, i could probably find
the time to let them pee (time to let them pee)

and i can earn more in an hour
than most you make in your life
but i convince myself it was through hard work
and you deserve every bit of your strife

[chorus]
how much money is it?
well maybe this will explain
it takes twelve million years to each that much
if you make minimum wage
which is longer than people have existed on the earth (hey!)

[hook]
if i had the money that bezos has
think of all the things i could do
if i had the money that bezos has
think of all the things i could do

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