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i’m a professional lyrics
[tina, spoken]
i’m going to tell you something
you know the baseball+playing, traveling, baseball+playing kid
who can change the world?

[pinocchio, spoken]
the one who is foretold to this town and change everything?

[tina, spoken]
that’s right

[pinocchio, spoken]
and for you, your reign shall be toppled should they arrive?

[tina, spoken]
that’s right

[pinocchio, spoken]
yeah, i’ve heard of it

[tina, spoken]
well, i’m going to tell you more about it

[pinocchio, spoken]
okay
[tina, sung]
a very, very long time ago
a legend was foretold
this is when i was younger
but now, now i’m old

[pinocchio, spoken]
that’s right

[tina, sung]
and here’s the thing, back in the day
the sky was blue, not green

[pinocchio, spoken]
that’s true

[tina, sung]
and i said my destiny is to be
a woman who is mean

but there’s one person who can foil it all
a baseball+playing girl
they, she will foil my plans
to take over the world

[pinocchio]
i’ll be writing this down
’cause i’m a professional
i’ll be writing this down, every evil plan you have said
tell me about the evil plan that’s in your head
[tina]
the legend says that this girl
she will play ball

[pinocchio, spoken]
that’s true, yeah

[tina]
but she needs to be on a field
that’s green, not dusty at all

[pinocchio, spoken]
right, a baseball field traditionally

[tina]
right, but here’s the thing
she must also play her game in light

[pinocchio, spoken]
right

[tina]
so i’m building this tower as high as it goes
and it represents my might

[pinocchio & tina]
you’re gonna tear her down
tear her down!
’cause you’re a professional
i’m a professional
and tearing down a hero’s what professional villains do!
that’s right
you’re gonna tear her down
tear her down
’cause you’re a professional
i’m a professional

and pinocchio will be right here, right next to you
while you

[both]
tear her down

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