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collegehumor - the train departs (interlude) lyrics

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[train conductor]
uhh, next stop, palm springs!

[narrator] (laughing)
this should be interesting!
an attendant takes tickets from passengers

[attendant]
this is a ticket to seattle
i don’t get paid enough to care

[narrator]
two gossiping old ladies are en route

[old woman #1]
i’m so glad we’re finally getting out!

[old woman #2]
i had to get away!
and honestly palm springs is a hundred and ten this time of year
and i could not be more thrilled

[old woman #1]
you know what i needed?
i needed to dry out my bones!
[old woman #2]
i need a swim+up bar
i need cards that could catch fire from the sun at any moment

[old woman #1]
uh huh!

[narrator]
but in one train car
our hero and our villain
are about to meet

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