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come one! come all!
to the greatest of all
of the internet’s many diversions
we’ve got pics, we’ve got lols
we’ve got gifs large and small
and even a couple perversions

i’m a corgi in a costume
i’m a tasteful nude
i’m a goat cheese frittata
i’m having brunch dude!

welcome to your tumblr feed

so cl!ck reload, there’s more to see

shorts, jorts
boots, hats
clothes you can’t afford
heels, flats
no opinions
just fashion
fashion, fashion
fashion, fashion

i’m benedict cumberbatch
why is tumblr obsessed with me?
frankly, this makes me uncomfortable
i think you’re confused about my s+xuality
this is..the…entire…second…
…season…of…community…
…as an…
animated gif!
animated gif!
animated gif!

time to wake up guys
this 10 minute documentary’s gonna change your life
remember that reblogging
is just as good as actually doing something

omg
so important

um, wait a minute, no!
this was funded by corporate lobbyists so
gotta think before you reblog, idiots!

omg
no way!
people are such sheep

have you seen this trailer?
think it’s gonna suck
could this come out already?
i’m such a fan of his stuff

contrived

stylized

too twee

ooo+eee!

why it’s gotta be in 3d?/
definitely gonna see it 3d

i never ever said this!
i think it’s from the musical rent!
please cite your sources
’cause i think they might be fraudulent

martin’s a dear friend
you people are sick
why would we ever suck each others…

ahem!
up here, big boy!
look at them icons!
wanna create a little…
content?
we’re post+typettes
we’ll help you get your tumblr whistle wet!

i’m the intelligent one

but i’ve got the moves

i’ll get you more reblogs
than all these girls combined

i’m just a little chat post
no one ever makes a chat post

put a lid on it!

geez louise!

hey, what’re those girls talking about?

feminist dialogue
on tumblr!
feminists love to blog
patriarchy!
sl+t shaming!
celebrities without makeup!
judith butler!
yeah!
keep reading!
woo!
long article!
yeah!

this!
this!
this!
this!
goat cheese frittata!

hey dude, i’m back!

we are the citizens of your tumblr feed
and tumblr is a happy place for creativity
our ancient scroll is endless
you’ll never again go friendless
and you’ll never get your work done again!

i’m gonna check facebook

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