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commander jacob - bee movie vs jetpack joyride lyrics

[intro: super cool announcer (commander jacob)]
lame+ass rap battles (april fools)
barry steakfries
versus
berry benson
begin

[verse 1: barry steakfries (king mewtwo)]
welcome to another barry vlog, i hope you’re excited
we got a bug who couldn’t score close to a b minus
warburton should boot whoever wrote your sh+t
i can hear jerry in the booth like “what’s the deal with this script?”
film companies don’t gotta kick into high gear
’cause dreamworks’ fly bee won’t see any buzz for lightyears
which barry will bury the other? no discussion
probably not the one who hits on his own cousin
when i’m dripping on him, he’ll drop like it’s rain water
found a granny and decided to swat hеr? get smacked with a swatter!
and you murkеd winnie? where’s this geek’s morality
oh wait, you’re the one who put the “bee” in b+ast!+lity

[verse 2: berry benson (zawesome)]
i’ll carry this on my back ’cause i’m plane amazing
when i’m done you’ll really run endlessly this time
but according to all known laws of aviation
there’s no way that a bee could be this fly! (ay!)
adam, relax; he’s not a human. i’m correct
’cause he’s built like a mini+fridge and dude don’t have a neck
you halfbrick half+wit, i’mma smack this fellow
sweater reppin the east hive; black and yellow, black and yellow
here’s your last crossover that you can exploit for cash
you must get along with your dog ’cause you got stale in a flash
ya like when i’m jazzed up? or are you getting peeved?
man, look at your jacket, you got nothing up your sleeve
[verse 3: barry steakfries (king mewtwo)]
joke about my sleeves? now your fun’s stopping
’cause this shotty on my back ain’t the only guns popping
i won’t be lying! i’ll beeline past your bee line, you slacker
… if i say “bee” more will you end faster?
cannon’s blasting, there’s no use hiding under cups
dude told a girl “you didn’t k!ll me, now i’m dumb in love”
strong arm machine! without s.a.m. i’ll still f+ck you up
keep eating cheerios, i’ll be making your honey nut
wanna go to court? you’ll be sentenced to life with
charges of ruining flowers and a sh+tty xbox tie+in
here’s the only way you’ll ever be that hot
call you cardi bee benson with that weak+ass plot

[verse 4: berry benson (zawesome)]
funny that you mention breaking up couples
’cause while you were riding your bird, i found your girl up on bumble
i’m that ballin’ pollen jock, but you can hop off of mine
“steakfries” is right with your medium and salty rhymes
but lemme really break it down ‘til this guy is frownin’
he ain’t a steakfries, his real name is friesenhausen
’cause mommy wanted a gareth but mistyped, and now his
whole life he got a name you sound like a troglodyte pr+nouncin’
what’s the age of these zombies selling you for a fast buck?
the most legit thing about you is where you stole your pack from
here’s one more stinger so you get the point, guy
you’re so tired out; i’ll call you jetlag joyride
[outro: not+so+very+cool announcer (commander jacob)]
who won?
who’s next?
you decide!
lame+ass… rap… battleeeeeees

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