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commander jacob - herobrine vs the mario silhouette - lame-ass rap battles lyrics

[intro: announcer]
lame+ass rap battles
the mario silhouette
versus
herobrine
3, 2, 1, go!

[verse 1: herobrine (mr. tibbs)]
see me in the distance? hope those star doors stay shut
i don’t want piranha plant biting off me more when he wakes up
i got the godly flows to diminish distant cosmic clones
i’ll make it red whe+when i slam your head against the cobblestone
white eyes with a wide bite, but i ain’t no chain chomp
mr. sit and watch can picture what to do when his frames drop
bark at me? my sword will chop like cutting leaves from a tree (ah…)
so don’t run up on me, i’ve got a whole overworld under me
[verse 2: the mario silhouette (commander jacob)]
i see you~. and i’ve tracked your plans to spit bars hot (wah!)
but walk in his domain, i’m swinging hands like tick tock clock
paneful like stained+glass windows. funny, brine’s in a pickle
stunting with the all+black fit, though you just changed a couple pixels
i’ll make you black out. this wound, you can’t patch out
i’m jumping this painting, no retexturing, he’ll just crash now (a+ha!)
i’ve had it up to the fourth floor, you’ve been here for too long
your fans are like you; minors who can’t move on

[verse 3: herobrine (mr. tibbs)]
shadow mario’s shadow hardly flowed, in a way worth considering morbid
i’m sending this b+tch through a portrait, and burying him in the fortress
or bringing some torches and burning your boring+ass lore before you start running
i’m making pyramids up and appear and they pass the polygonal palace you’re stuck in
if you’re talking about design, why would i cut out the lights?
darkness surrounds you, right? so how could you count as bright?
f+ck your cryptic text, think i’m scared when you display that?
im the type to slash k!ll… but not in game chat

[verse 4: the mario silhouette (commander jacob)]
players see you, they know you’re there and even screenshot (wo+hoh!)
i bust their cartridge and make their crt screen shot
you muck with streams, while i run their dreams
bowser has to take a sub to me, youtubers use you just to say: sub to me!
trap you in the walls, so it blocks the rhymes i can’t stand
try stealing coins, i catch that? start shifting out; sand land (ya+hoo!)
potions and teleporting ain’t enough to catch me, my friend (wo+hoh!)
encounter me and see a void meaning you’ll meet your end
[verse 5: herobrine (mr. tibbs)]
all this glitch can offer is one wiki that’s vacant (ah…)
your hip+hop’s softer than mips in the bas+m+nt (ah…)
this ai without the i can’t reach my level, just try
mock me one more time and i’ll default skin you alive
you’re running in circles, i can do this all day
read the signs: “please die quietly in the hallway”

[verse 6: the mario silhouette (commander jacob)]
i wish your knock+off novels were your only words hurting my eyes
but i’ll make sure this eulogy is persson+alized
mr. two+bit isn’t even cared about their own kin
someone must be shooting up, but there’s no hero win (yee+pee!)
mama mia! you’re not worth comparing luigi to
obsessed with griefing others ’cause your brother never greaves for you (game over!)

[outro: announcer]
who won?
who’s next?
i decide, but would still like your opinion
thanks for watching and stay tuned for the next lame+ass
(distorted) rap battle…

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