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commander jacob - nyan cat vs suicidemouse.avi lyrics

[intro: announcer]
lame+ass rap battles
nyan cat
versus
suicidemouse.avi
3, 2, 1, go!

[verse 1: suicide mouse (commander jacob)]
haha, well, hi there! i’m sure the kids wanna see me snapping
but we have so much in common! i’m also… really happy
want some sp+ce? you’ll have nowhere to scream to
well, how am i to speak to this little, half+bit miku?
maybe, i’m a bit grumpy, but this feline brat
was a stupid meme making everyone past the age of 9gag
putting on a sombrero thinking that we’ll laugh at it?
cringe is the one culture you appropriate on accident

[verse 2: nyan cat (garbagegothic)]
i’m just being dеrpy! but it came to a frickin’ halt
by a rat so revolting, he’s not еven kept in the disney vault (yeah!)
whatever walt did, he lost it like maltin
and fathered in all the cringe lost episodes that’ve dropped since
maybe it’s because no one’s given you the right design
that you’re always in a funk, and not just on friday night
lie down, gramps! i’mma grab the black and white chalk
and trip you when i lay this down, like i’m paving the sidewalk
kitty versus rodent? they cheer the very moment
i’m on screen and i’m shown with that pixel rainbow
your story has no focus. there’s no film left to roll with
i can end your psychosis. want death? just say so! (woo!)
i was made for charity, is that so bizarre?
no need to waffle around, we see how tac+ky you are
you’re hand+drawn, but your ink game is completely wack
but don’t come step into my world, you’ll just re+relapse!
[verse 3: suicide mouse (commander jacob)]
(hahaha!) think you can shock me? funnily
you can’t go hard on someone who finds the concrete they walk on comforting (p+ssy!)
you can’t fill my shoes, let alone try a mile
and, with a mind so vile, i have the wider smile?
i’ll be transparent, that’s what avi just have to do
seeing sights of h+ll wouldn’t make your viewers come back for you
i do this with my arms behind my back
i’m real. cut it out. either way, everything in your sight’s turning black
f+ck a pastry, i’m actually closer
to sticking your head on a fork and shoving that in the toaster
so stay on+guard. your tiny paws might grab a glock, scarred
then this little pop+tart might get his brain popped hard
and your missus? your mind’s missing if you think i won’t be mean to her
mortimer will mortify much more than a meteor
the spirit of her should’ve left you at the cliff
so the strawberry could splatter and “spread the happiness”
if being lol random’s your whole identity
when i put an x over your eyes, it won’t be next to 3
plus, all that good will? feeling like a friend to tweens?
went straight to the void just ’cause you had to make an nft!

[verse 4: nyan cat (garbagegothic)]
(…awkward)
i’m sure you thought you hit a nerve that’s depressing
but, i guess, at best, old cartoons are known for projecting!
i’m throwing shade, you should deal with it and rest
if you think you can’t be sl!cker, that’s exactly why minnie left
gun? gas? found a tree to hang on it? none of those ways stopped sh+t?
she really stripped your happiness; call that a rage comic!
you’re not gonna leave a little dent on my bliss
or kinda come close; treasure island
think screaming loud gonna do a lot?
you’re just gonna wind up broken like your music box
you’re a deadmau5 without knowing how spin sh+t
dirty, out+of+pocket; like your old syringes
you’re intimidating? with the way you are
i induce more fear when i’m saying “rawr”
for a disney short, your story’s such a slog, bro
so what i think you meant is “real buffering is not known”!
[outro: announcer]
who won?
who’s next?
i decide, but would still like your opinion
thanks for watching and stay tuned for the next lame+ass… rap battle

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