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complete - after grog bog lyrics

[chorus]
you wake up with a pain in your tummy, so you race to the dunny
it’s the after grog bog
the night before, you wasted your money gettin’ cases of stubbies
it’s the after grog bog
you get a cramp, ‘cause you’re holdin’ it in
it’s stingin’ your hole, it’s assaultin’ your ring
you cringe, ‘cause it’s f+ckin’ revoltin’, it stinks
it’s the after grog bog (yo, uh)

[verse 1]
i awaken with this f+ckin’ perfect naked chick
it’s kinda funny how a ton of bourbon came to this
i’m just about to have a rub on her amazin’ tits
then my stomach hurts, i get the sudden urge to take a sh+t
i vacated quick, movin’ through this nice home
i find the dunny near thе room that she’s inside though
what if it’s loud and sounds putrid? then shе might know
just in case, i rush to play some music on my iphone
i try slowly and quietly lettin’ it plop
instead, it just drops and it violently echoes a lot
it’s like there’s somethin’ dead inside of me left to just rot
i guess it’s the grog, it’s so slimy and wet and it’s slop
then it just stops, i clean my +n+s up
then i wash my hands discreetly, i ain’t keen to make it sus
but just as i leave the basin, i see the naked sl+t
with an aching gut, sayin’, “f+ck, i need to take a dump”
[chorus]
you wake up with a pain in your tummy, so you race to the dunny
it’s the after grog bog
the night before, you wasted your money gettin’ cases of stubbies
it’s the after grog bog
you get a cramp, ‘cause you’re holdin’ it in
it’s stingin’ your hole, it’s assaultin’ your ring
you cringe, ‘cause it’s f+ckin’ revoltin’, it stinks
it’s the after grog bog

[verse 2]
once i woke up with my hand on this woman’s superb curves
then my stomach was crampin’ and it couldn’t have worse
should’ve taken a sh+t but thought it would’ve disturbed her
so i held it in and f+ckin’ took her to work first
i reverse the second she leaves the car
speedin’ past all the traffic and clenchin’ my freakin’ +rs+
my r+ct+m is even scared to attempt to release a fart
after like ten minutes, i enter my street at last
i went and proceeded fast, in need of chuckin’ a mean dump
but i f+ckin’ forgot, my street’s covered in speed humps
isn’t that great? just what i need, c+nt
i go over some of them, and my stomach indeed jumps
i see one left and i’m stupidly touchin’ clutch of course
i drove over it beautifully, but i lost support
i get to my house moody, i just unlocked the door
my day is ruined, there’s poo on my f+ckin’ boxer shorts
[chorus]
you wake up with a pain in your tummy, so you race to the dunny
it’s the after grog bog
the night before, you wasted your money gettin’ cases of stubbies
it’s the after grog bog
you get a cramp, ‘cause you’re holdin’ it in
it’s stingin’ your hole, it’s assaultin’ your ring
you cringe, ‘cause it’s f+ckin’ revoltin’, it stinks
it’s the after grog bog

[bridge]
bricks just gettin’ laid, big ones, every day
if you got the sh+ts, bruv, sh+t, bruv, let ‘em spray
when a chick’s guts mix up lemonade
spritzers, it’s just stink, does gettin’ stained
all my motherf+ckin’ p+ss f+cks celebrate
let the sh+t run from ya big bum when you wake
and if a mate doesn’t drink much, never hate
it sucks, but he’s still a sh+t c+nt anyway

[outro]
yeah, motherf+ckers, do what you gotta do
it’s the after grog bog
don’t be embarrassed if there’s a hot b+tch there
it’s the after grog bog
if you gotta go, you gotta go
it’s the after grog bog
it’s the after grog bog

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