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con jarson - the real con jarson lyrics

[intro]
will the real con jarson please stand up? (no)
will the real con jarson+ ah, f+ck it
i made this beat, by the way
ay
(meow) (meoow) uh
yeah, we’re gonna have a problem here

[verse]
yeah
i just farted on my own face i’ve been doing okay, insane
watchin’ way i spit flame
i ain’t got time for you lames, that’s just how it is
got a problem with the kid? go ahead and swallow kids
f+ck you up, i’m so legit
you don’t like the way i spit? get over it
i’m stupid, i’m a nuisance
used to be a student, f+ck that, i’m truant
watch the way i do sh+t i’m full of hubris (c+cky)
eating carrots with the motherf+cking hummus
got a problem? suck d+ck likе a g+y husband (g+y)
every day i’m hustlin’, no money coming in (nope)
and my vision doubling (doubling)
i’ll prolly nеver go big, i’m desperate for p+ssy
i’ll prolly f+ck a pig right now (oink)
i’m the motherf+cking sh+t, take a sh+t in the toilet seat
rappers nowadays disappointing me
they do different miracle, f+ck y’all, i’m not spiritual
i’m an imbecile, rapping isn’t difficult
working ’till i get results
never doin’ what i’m told and i’m beautiful as suckin’ on toe, for sure
that’s just how it goes
and i eat froyo with the strawberries
my d+ck’s so hairy, extraordinary, living like i’m larry (larry)
wow, buckle me now, i might f+ck a cow (cow)
being wack is in style (style)
also i’m a pedophile
said that just to make you smile (smile)
[chorus]
i’m con jarson, the real con jarson
all these other con jarsons, stop larking (nope)
i’m con jarson (no you’re not) yeah
i’m con jarson (shut up) yeah
will the real con jarson just stop larking (no) yeah
eh, yeah song is done, f+ck it. (f+ck it)

- con jarson lyrics

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