connor quest - amazing gaming facts lyrics
verse 1:
steve jobs once got a job at atari
he walked in and said i’m not leaving until you hire me
although et was a massive waste of data
more copies sold of it than sp+ce invaders
the nes pallet had just fifty four colours
with more hues of blue in it than any of the others
that’s why megaman is the shade that he is
it had a better selection, there was way more to pick
in red version an old man was blocking the way
his excuse was he hadn’t had his coffee today
but in the j+panese game this was not the case
he was passed out drunk and completely off his face
marios first ever job was a carpenter
his well known job as a plumber was his second see
since then he’s had one hundred plus professions he
was a traffic officer, a soccer star and referee
the highest selling wii game was wii sports, this is cause it came with every single console that me bought
the topy games have wii in the title, including wii fit, wii play and resort
aku aku was named after an old restaurant
crash bandicoot was w+lly wombat during testing
what’s creepy bout the vocal acts in golden axe
they had voice acting from people that were on death row for that
chorus:
right here’s some amazing gaming facts
so engage with your brain lay back and relax
listen up now to increase your knowledge
giving you the facts they don’t teach you in college
right here’s some amazing gaming facts
so engage with your brain lay back and relax
listen up now to increase your knowledge
giving you the facts they don’t teach you in college
verse 2:
deus ex was set in new york but he twin towers are missing that’s
cause text illuminations meant the graphics couldn’t fit the map
the excuse was they’d been destroyed in the past
this was one year before the real terrorist attack
it’s a fact
neo cortex has the same voice as mr. krabs
it’s a fact that there’s a teddy bear behind a barrel down in afghan
there’s at least one in twelve different maps, sam!
in pacman this number is the max score
gaming with bad posture often makes your back sore
twenty two miles an hour that’s the scouts running speed
he could finish rainbow road in three minutes sixteen
night elves are actually mutated trolls, in oblivion there’s two seven three elder scrolls
and i’ve just read the liquid that’s in cuphead in the top of his noggins the essence of his soul
dr. robotniks mustache is actually fake
tetris was the first game to be played up in sp+ce
the n64 logo has sixty four faces
the starfox pilots had their legs amputated
they got replaced because the blood from the brain
would’ve eventually drained from the g+force strain
widowmakers tat too means evening spider nightmare
djimmi the great genie, doesn’t really seem to fight fair
chorus:
right here’s some amazing gaming facts
so engage with your brain lay back and relax
listen up now to increase your knowledge
giving you the facts they don’t teach you in college
right here’s some amazing gaming facts
so engage with your brain lay back and relax
listen up now to increase your knowledge
giving you the facts they don’t teach you in college
verse 3:
the sixam world in sims four is max is only backwards
a minecraft bed has eight hundred thousands ways to craft it
five pikmin stacked is the size of a matchstick
clank was a nickname given to the bot by ratchet
gnasty gnorc captured dragons cause they called him ugly
and fortnite is better than pubg
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