coochie gang music - mr. dell's announcement lyrics
[intro: mr. dell]
attention everyone within the tri+state area
your prostate area is going to be infected
with my big meaty schl+ng in the next 17 seconds
please open your assh0l+ in preparation for this activity as soon as possible
thank you, and have a great rest of your day
(aahhhh)
[verse 1: mr. dell]
yo +burp+ i’ve got an announcement
saddle up your girl cuz i’m bouta mount it
f+ck so many b+tches that i can’t even count it
b+tch say my name, you can’t even pr+nounce it
b+tches always say “i’m too loud and proud”
f+ck you, i’ll take your b+tch and go to town
steal her heart and put her in a gown
if i’m so f+cking annoying thеn explain this crowd
my c+ck is so big, it spans multiple genеrations
i’m gonna invade the league of nations
i just f+cked everyone in grand central station
just p+ssed on the church, i call it desecration
once upon a time, i beat the sh+t out of a mime
then i went back to the studio and improvised these rhymes
my net worth is approximately ten cents
which is equal to one u.s. dime
[chorus: mr. dell]
on the stage, i’m gonna turn the page and spit some bars
to solve my gamer rage, i’m gonna burn some sage until i’m in the stars
you’re outta luck, i’m bouta f+ck your wife all night
now you’re a cuck, i put it in her dump truck with all my might
[verse 2: mr. dell]
all these other rappers are in a race to the top
but they can’t keep up with my pace and can’t stop
me
now don’t try, i’m going too fast
but they say momentum never lasts
popularity dies out
your reputation is nothing now
but i’ll be the one to prove them wrong
while walking around with my massive schl+ng
it’s longer than a meter
which is why they call me the world record beater
f+ck your b+tches p+ssy then i’m gonna cum a liter
your mom is so fat that she unbalances the t++ter (totter)
i hate my life
i haven’t f+cked my wife in five days
avery milk turned her g+y
go away
[chorus: mr. dell]
on the stage, i’m gonna turn the page and spit some bars
to solve my gamer rage, i’m gonna burn some sage until i’m in the stars
you’re outta luck, i’m bouta f+ck your wife all night
now you’re a cuck, i put it in her dump truck with all my might
(yo, what the f+ck lil chulo gimme my mic+)
[bridge: lil chulo, lil chulo & mr. dell]
yo grandma called me s+xy
i drive around in my chevy
my bank account got a penny
so i dine and dash from denny’s
stare at big booty intently
i like to sniff on men’s feet
i beat my d+ck immensely
i bust all over the bedsheets
[chorus: mr. dell]
on the stage, i’m gonna turn the page and spit some bars (spit some bars)
to solve my gamer rage, i’m gonna burn some sage until i’m in the stars (in the stars)
you’re outta luck, i’m bouta f+ck your wife all night (ayo wait run that back)
[outro: mr. dell]
i get it guys
life’s hard right now
everything can just change at any given moment
but i just have one favor to ask you guys
l!ck my b+lls
+burp+
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