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coolio - malcolm's hermaphrodite paradise (gangsta's paradise parody) lyrics

as i walk through the corridors of my d-ld- shop
i take a look at my c-ck and realize it’s fallen off
”cause i been suckin’ and f-ckin’ so long
that even my momma thinks my d-ck ain’t that long
but i ain’t never crossed a gay that did deserve it
he be treated like a gimp you know that’s unheard of
ya betta watch who you suckin’ and who ya f-ckin’
”cause you and your h-m-s might be men all along
i really like the d-ck and when he shoots his load
as of now i see myself in the s-m-n moat
h-m-, i’m the kind of gay that all you hermie’s wanna be like
suckin’ d-ck on their knees for crack in the street lights

repeat chorus 4x:
been spending most my life
livin’ in a hermaphrodite’s paradise

oh ah ohhhhhhhh

they got the phallus which i am now facin’
i ain’t never thought i could deep throat
but i gotta take it deep for the hermies
too much d-ckie suckin’ got me chasin’ police
i’m an ugly lookin’ hermie with p-n-s on the mind
got a 10ft rubber d-ld-, and some sperm in my eye
i’m a low down dirty h-m- trippin’ f-ggot
and when the hermies go down i don’t wanna rouse their anger
fool, ain’t nuthin’ stoppin’ me from givin’ them some p-ssy
but i live life as a hermie, what can i say
i’ve got a 4 incher but will it fit in his -ss
but the way things are goin’ i don’t know

tell me why, are we so gay as me,
and -ss ram the ones likes you and me

repeat chorus (4x)

p-n-s, after p-n-s, -ss after -ss
rapin’ after rapin’, s-m-n after s-m-n
everybody’s leavin’ but i don’t think i can take it
take it out of my colon
”cause i think i’m bleedin’
they say i gotta learn how to suck it
but no gimp’s here to teach me
if they can’t understand then how can they rape me
i guess they will, i guess it’s soon
i guess i’m f-cked
that’s why i gotta live life with an -ss plug

repeat chorus til end

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