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cooper self - life of the party lyrics

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[intro]
wait, how much is the cover?
20 dollars?
i’m not paying $20 to get into a party
are you stupid?

no, no don’t do that
don’t guilt me into going
oh my god fine
ok i’ll go but i’m only going to stay for an hour, max
i didn’t even want to go in the first place
whatever
[refrain]
i won’t show up
without my phone
big crowd of people and i’m
here all alone
stay in this corner that’s where
i feel at home
my friends they made me come
i wish i didn’t go

[verse 1: cooper self & (kathryn stathakis)]
talking to a lady, no
don’t want to bother her
maybe i should say h+llo
i’m out of pocket here
baby we could take it slow
want to grab a beer?

(ew, no)

bas+m+nt of a frat house (frat house)
sh+tty keg and it’s tapped out (tapped out)
i’m hanging in the corner checking twitter
because the beer is really bitter
got to gag now
i’m feeling so anxious because i’m not drunk
they staring at me because i’m having no fun
i don’t want to smoke weed
makes me feel so numb
please don’t pass that blunt
please don’t pass that blunt

marijuana makes me want to throw up
no i’m not a p+ssy i just+
fine, f+ck!

music too loud i can’t hear my own thoughts
i don’t want to get down i don’t want to be, the

[chorus]
life of the party and i wish i wasn’t here
i wish i wasn’t here
i wish i wasn’t here
life of the party and i wish i wasn’t here
i wish i wasn’t here
i wish i wasn’t here

[verse 2]
they going crazy on the dance floor (yeah, yeah)
how much longer can i stand for (yeah, yeah)
they trying to charge for the drinks poured (yeah, yeah)
the cover high, i ain’t paying more, no
want to leave standing by the door
go looking for my friends said we’d leave in four
yo, someone threw up in that christian dior
man that sh+t is so gross
what am i here for?

[chorus 2]
i wish i wasn’t here (i wasn’t here)
i wish i wasn’t here (i wasn’t here)
i wish i wasn’t here (i wasn’t)

[verse 3]
what y’all drinking
nah, i’m thinking don’t want to throw up (up)
glasses clinking, over thinking, man this is too much
f+ck!
drugs they aren’t my problem
but i’ll never get enough
these drinks are too expensive
man i cannot go bankrupt
i got tons of excuses
if i leave they’ll call my bluff (bluff)
and so i’ll pull an irish exit
take off when i want (want)

[outro: cooper self & ben webster]
yo yo yo come on man
where you going
i gotta, i uh, i gotta like
go
go where man?
what are you talking about?
i just, i got homework
what do you mean homework?
we’re just about to watch the oj trials man come on
i don’t know man the glove didn’t fit
what
it’s air tight to me
where are you going?
ah

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