corey taylor - x-m@$ lyrics
“x-m@$”
ho ho ho ho!
there ain’t nothing more depressing than a pine tree
gussied up candy canes and b-lls
those carolers have kept me up for hours
it’s merry christmas seeping through my walls
now i’m no wiccan commie or nothing
but there’s one d-mn holiday that i can’t stand
it ain’t halloween or thanksgiving or even april fools
but it’ll surely make a fool out of every man
ha
if i ain’t drunk then it ain’t christmas
you know where to stick those jingle bells
if i ain’t hammered it ain’t hanukkah
and all you motherf-ckers go to h-ll
if i ain’t c-ckeyed then it kwanzaa
joy to the world and jack and c-ke
if i ain’t drunk then it ain’t christmas
cause i never anything but broke
now every year the malls are just a madhouse
full of empty pockets, thoughts and smiles
just the smell of eggnog makes me vomit
and those colored lights are f-cking infantile
i think we collectively as the people
should rise against this corporate jolly noise
and tell the world:
“let’s buy some piece and quiet for a change”
before we spend it all on f-cking toys.
ha
so if i ain’t drunk then it ain’t christmas
you know where to stick those jingle bells
if i ain’t hammered it ain’t hanukkah
fa la la la la go f-ck yourself!
if i ain’t c-ckeyed it ain’t kwanzaa
joy to the world of getting stoned
if i ain’t drunk then it ain’t christmas
so leave this god d-mn scrooge the f-ck alone.
ha
merry f-cking christmas!
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