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coronavirus - cruise ship lyrics

..this is crazy
i mean i had no idea things were gonna be like this
no clue whatsoever
sh+tttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt
met this little thing right, sh+t i’m thinking everythings right
i saw her on a cruiseship i was looking like whos this
dam baby girl you’re lookin’ hot
dam baby girl you’re lookin’ sweet
looking so right to me
and rightfuly she was like nah you’re kinda cute but you’re not right for me
and i was like f+ck but whatever
i cooked up a clever
motherf+ckin’ plant from endever
i had to get up in her
i had to be a winner, sick and tired of being the loser
i had to prove to her that coronavirus was the one just right for her
oh yes i spit a verse she heard and she was like
oh word she likeddtt that shhhh
and then i slide in a cat
and she was like corona vi rus you’re the one i’m liking
and i’m liking her to a mother f+ckin’ bird but not the one with the flu
no no no not, because shes my pretty little dot was i met up on a cruise ship
on a cruise ship (oh yeah) we were chilling up on the balcony
you know the upper deck whatever the f+ck that sh+t is called
there was a guy, they were playing the f+cking violin, he was over doing wack ass songs
i was like upmt try again, he tried it then we got excited when he started playing
but back that ass up, a couple girls came up and joined us
and you know coronavirus enjoys sl+ts, h+ll yeah i enjoy b+tts
i like the fact they were dancing prancing around
they started taking their bras off and my jaw dropped and i was like
wow, oh my gosh i’m really loving this f+ckin’ cruise ship
i’m lovin i’m lovin the cruise ship
i’m lovin’ i’m lovin’
we were singing on the top deck
and oh while i’m on this topic
this guy over there
he was moppin’ the top deck
he was cleaning the floors
i asked him what his name was and he said he is melvin the janitor
janitorrrrrrrrrr
he told me that the woman that i had my eyes on
was his former wife and hes over there plotting to get back with her
and he saw me i was all up on her
all in the front and he didn’t like none of that stuff
he was like coronavirus i’m gonna f+ck you up
i looked at him up and down
i said whats up now
(n word)
punched him in his jaw
grabbed his f+cking mop and slapped him with it all in his jaw
and he fell over board
everybody looked down in the motherf+ckin’ ocean
they saw him floating they was like thats the guy
who cooked up the potion
that the f+cking girl sipped
now i’m watching as this girl trips
d+mn there goes my girlfriend
because she got hypnotized
by the f+cking janitor on the cruise ship
she sipped the potiton
it was potion for love
and she too threw herself overboard
so she could be with her former husband
for the rest of her law, which she didn’t last long
because they both froze to death and thats the end of this song
the cruise ship

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