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corrupted lawfirm - alarm clock lyrics

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[intro: jw]
(mouth noises)
hahahaha!
f+ck off!

[verse 1: jw]
cum rag in my jeans
toilet paper stuck to me
i got the nerf don’t try to flea
i am strapped as you can see

hermit crabs all in they sh+lls
i think your p++p is what it smells
if you hit me, you will die
i will throw you in a well
i’m swimming in the mississippi
an undertow, i hope you do not miss me
eminem, i think i have you beat
i’m k!llin’ ’em but not only with heat

i’m drippin’ in my monster energy
caffeine overdose, i forgot to right my elegy

toothache? i think it’s just my nerves
dentistry? i do not talk to t+rds

[verse 2: eh]
i eat cauliflower (eat that sh+t up)
gives me lots of power (muscles feelin’ strong)
you know i take no shower (feelin’ kinda stinky)
my armpits smellin’ kinda mothaf+ckin’ sour

taco bell leftovers in my kitchen
burritos might be my strange addiction
don’t know what else to eat
amidst this panic
no groceries? guess i’m feelin’ hispanic

haven’t showered in like nine days (dude, you’re f+ckin’ stinky)
haven’t started any school essays (this guy f+ckin’ sucks)
blastin’ weezer on my iphone speaker (this dude listens to weezer?)
playin’ pinkerton, nah i ain’t get no s+x either
corona got my ass thinkin’ ’bout my life’s decisions (decisions)
never mind, that sh+t’s boring
ima play some minecraft: pocket edition

[verse 3: goat bones]
nut strap on my waste, that’s a constant
old+timey b+tch got a bush she get lost in
yeah, she sound like a r+t+rd
she from boston, ah sh+t
put a percy in my b+tt and i crush a whip

i’m r+t+rded

thirteen steak quesoritos got me fartin’
and i can’t end beef if you start it
thirteen steak quesoritos got me fartin’
i’m r+t+rded

thirteen steak quesoritos got me fartin’

(pilotredsun’s “garfielf” begin’s playing)

yungmoneynut$, ho!

[outro]
(pilotredsun’s “garfielf” continues)

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