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corrupted lawfirm - an office of law that is worth your trust lyrics

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[intro: jw, eh, jw & eh]
(screeches)
(laughing)
oh my god
christ
(laughing)

wow

[verse 1: eh, jw eh & jw]
one year since we’ve opened up our doors
i feel lugubrious
growin’ business, makin’ bank
best call me the nucleus

i’m the ceo, you’re the w+h+o
i don’t know you are
get your hand out the cookie jar
you have pitiful nuts
you have mediocre t+st+cl+s

i cannot believe that you’d think we’d help
we’re corrupted lawfirm, please check yelp
if you get angry, i’ll hit you with the kelp

i know you’re sussy
stole a fortnite card, i bet you was feelin’ gutsy
i’ll break you out in exchange for your rupees
just kidding, take your money
now you got to work at chuck e. cheese

[verse 2: jw]
made a million dollars and you’ve only made some pennies
resent us if you might, but at least we’re always ready

we are good, good at what we do
good at what we choose, good at scamming you
bad at helping you

came for advice, your ego in a vice
billed you for ten thousand, might forget to bill you thrice
the despair, you cannot bear this loss
thought you had a chance, but then we ripped you off
[skit: eh, jw]
hey everyone, this is just your uh, yearly reminder; do not chew on ice. bad idea
it, uh… it’ll cause tooth failure and that’s not ideal
yeah, uh, not preferable. really, it’s really not

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