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corrupted lawfirm - happy song lyrics

[intro: jw and eh]
(singing)

wake up in the morning, didn’t have legs
yeah, they got blown away by a f+cking i, uh… (it’s called an i.e.d…
i+e+d)
uh… i.m.d. or somethin’ like that (nope, nope)
like, the ground, uh… (i.e.d., i.e.d.)
like, “lalalalala, gonna put this bomb in the ground and then you’re gonna walk over it and you’re gonna blow up” (that’s kind of racist, that was… that’s not…)

[verse 1: jw]
new spongebob phone
got a new ringtone
ps2 startup, with this song i surely bone
i need to inquire, how do i get taller?
yeah, i want to be lebron
yeah, i wanna be a baller
(improvised singing)

you are now my pet
i will name you “rocko”
i will craft you bowls
i will feed you lots of tacos

you will be my fave
i will kiss your face
i will make you run, i will make you race

super big legs (yuh)
super big body (yuh)
super big head, you’re the guard of every lobby

(jw does an impression of a dog)

sparungabob
sparungabob (sparungabob)
sparungabob
spunchbob (spunchbob)
spunchbob (spunchbob)
spunch (spunchbob)
sparungabob (spunchbob)

here’s the mic!
[verse 2: eh]
just bought facebook just to shut that sh+t down
i sh+t on mark zuckerberg, turned that f+cker brown
chuggin’ tums down in my f+ckin’ honda civic
remember so you don’t have to like nostalgia critic

(nostalgia critic’s “big lipped alligator moment” plays)

i love nostalgia critic

doug walker

i love nostalgia critic
he is f+cking funny

(laugh track plays)

i love nostalgia critic
he ain’t no f+ckin’ dummy

(laugh track plays and stops immediately)

(singing and syncopated gibberish)

(low+pitched vocal tones)
[outro]
“h+llo, i’m nostalgia critic. i remember it so you don’t have to”
“h+llo, i’m nostalgia critic. i remember it so you don’t have to” (“h+llo, i’m nostalgia critic. i remember it so you don’t have to”)
“h+llo, i’m nostalgia critic. i remember it so you don’t have to” (“h+llo, i’m nostalgia critic. i remember it so you don’t have to”)
“h+llo, i’m nostalgia critic. i remember it so you don’t have to”
(“h+llo, i’m nostalgia critic. i remember it so you don’t have to”)
(lip sound)

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