corrupted lawfirm - hot dog lyrics
[intro: eh]
(coughs)
hey guys, it’s me
it’s your old pal
imma spit some f+ckin’ sh+tty bars for you
they’re not even good, they’re not even good bars
i’m gonna be completely honest with you
not even good bars
here we go
[verse 1: eh]
f+ck you, b+tch
i’m gonna eat all the sh+t in your cupboards
your cereal, ramen, beans
come on
don’t be stubborn, man
the hunger got my headache up to eleven
feel like the cover of speeding bullet 2 heaven
mind goin’ woozy, my vision is spinnin’
wait, hold up
do i smell you grillin’?
smеll those f+ckin’ hotdogs
i’ll eat them f+ckin’ sh+ts too
if you don’t givе me one
i’ll put yo ass in a barlog
[verse 2: jw]
(singing)
you think you realize what i do on my free time
you don’t know what i do
i sell copious, billions of hotdogs an hour in the black market (black market dogs)
two hundred dollars a hotdog (b+tch)
you eat vienna sausages (tiny little wiener man)
hotdogs in a suitcase
joggin’ at a good pace
yeah, i’m makin deals babe
’bout to make 200k
yeah, i’m flippin’ hotdogs
put it in my f+ckin’ blog
stirrin’ up trouble but i do not wanna tussle
just gimme twenty hotdogs
i just really wanna hustle
i don’t wanna harm a fella
i just wanna sell my wieners
i don’t wanna sell to freshman
yeah, i only sell to seniors
hotdogs by the truckfull
call me “mrs. trunchbull”
beat you ’till you pay the toll
not afraid to take a soul
yeah (yeah)
black market hotdogs
on the market hotdogs
two hundred dollars for my hotdogs
sell your f+ckin’ nuts for my hotdogs
huh (yeah)
yeah (yeah)
lotta of hotdogs where i come from (lotta hotdogs)
lotta hotdogs for the family (millions)
f+ck you, your vienna sausage nuts (billions of hotdogs)
b+tch (hotdogs)
[outro]
yeah hey, so uh…
i heard that you were trying to rat me out to the police for uh… selling illegal, black market hotdogs
well i just want you to know that i have thirteen billion c+ckroaches on their way to your house to k!ll you
and, uh…
if you so much as move an inch, well you’re gonna die from uh… c+ckroach overdose, so uh…
f+ck you, bye
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