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corrupted lawfirm - pickle ave lyrics

[intro: eh]
i just had the worst, worst f+cking day man!
i just had a horrible day!
it freaking sucks, man!
it f+cking sucks!

[verse 1: eh]
hop outta bed, then i yawn (yawn)
look at the clock, it’s f+ckin dawn (f+ck!)
got dammit, i just missed school
i just skipped dougie class, i’m a fool (i’m a fool)
now i’ll never know how to dougie (teach me how to dougie)
all because i got way too snuggie (way too snuggie)
now i’m mad and sad, not glad!
imma punch my grand dad whose wearing plaid
listening to plaid with uncle brad
gonna dox him too
he lives in 3442 pickle avenue
gary, indiana
zip code 46032

try to punch him in the face
he just sprayed me with mace

he says:
“that wasn’t based!
l plus ratio, dumbass!
don’t try to hit your f+cking grandpa, dumbass!”

[verse 2: jw]
wake up at (wake up at)
woke up at 8 and i’m feelin real shocked
dazed, confused, and hard as a rock (ooh)
look at the clock and i’m sad to say
i’ve missed my class de la nae nae (yeah)

walk into class and n0body’s there (n0body’s there)
i look to my left and i feel a strong glare (feel a strong glare)
the teacher, sad
so disappointed (so disappointed)
grabs my left arm and rips it right off (rips it right off)
what the f+ck?
what the f+ck?
i’m callin’ the cops
you’re going to jail
you’re going to h+ll
i’m praying to god
that you die in a cell

turn yo ass to a caveman
body slam
big head ass, jelly jam
oh, god d+mn
why you lookin like a piece of ham?

golden cooked
patty flipped
captain hook
tesseract head ass
put you on a piece of glass

throw a spark plug
and it hits you in the head
now you’re dead
concussion blast
to the past
spark it up
na, na, na
ah

- corrupted lawfirm lyrics

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