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corrupted lawfirm - shit piece lyrics

[intro: jw]
wait

[verse 1: jw & eh]
b+tch got a mass of 13 kilograms (yeah)
radius is 20 inches
oh, god d+mn (yeah)

might f+ck around and find her mean anomaly (‘nomaly)
might f+ck around and study her astronomy (astronomy)
havin trouble livin’ in her surface gravity (surface gravity)
she all sp+ced out but she livin’ lavishly (lavishly)
gonna collapse and fill her spatial cavity (spatial cavity)
yeah, i raw dog
i act haphazardly (haper)
yeah, she farts (farts)
that greenhouse off the charts (charts)
got the research but none of the parts (parts)
be my toaster
heat up my pop tarts (tarts)
your my board
yeah, we should play some darts (yeah)

juicy farts
hit me with your giant farts (yeah)
i want to sniff your gas (yeah)
your a neutron star (wow)
crush me with your ass (okay)
i love farts (yep)
mmm, yummy farts (yep)
fart in my mouth (okay)
i want your gas in my mouth (okay)
pleasе (that’s great bro)

[bridge: eh & jw]
yep
that’s great bro (thanks)
mm+hm
yеp
no farts?
bet
[verse 2: eh]
i am not a big fan of the farts (pfft)
look at you!
you look like paul blart! (mall cop)
i’m over here looking like tim henson
my fart resistance is out your comprehension

have not farted since 1992
when i was reading kings quest 6 walkthroughs
i still don’t know how to beat that game (game)
i sued sierra
they don’t got no counterclaim

my courtfolio of lawsuits
rather large
i’ll sue the president
he’ll put me in charge
the media will talk a lot of sh+t on me
but i got skin like a rhino
they just make me money! (cha+ching)

[skit: eh & jw]
eh: let’s not forget that this man have+ was extremely excitedly talking about how he wants a woman to+
jw: wait
eh: sh+t, i mean, fart+
jw: wait
eh: in his chrome dome
jw: aye, alright
eh: uh..
jw: aye, aye, listen… alright? there’s+ just
(jw intentionally stumbles on his own words)

eh: ok, listen buddy, i get your points, i get it, but you, you just cannot display that much excitement, like, in front of people+
jw: i mean+
eh: i get it, but, you…
jw: i mean, dude, it’s just, it’s extravagant
eh: no listen, you need to just, like+
jw: i mean+
eh: relax about it+
jw: it, it’s extravagant
eh: you can’t be this vocal about it buddy…
jw: it’s extravagant

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