corrupted lawfirm - tom (cum) brady lyrics
[intro]
(instrumental)
[verse 1: jw]
(shouting)
i’m so crazy
throw a baby, call me tom brady
i’ve been chillin’ lately
yeah, it’s not aggravating
i’m so crazy
throw a baby, call me tom brady
i’ve been chillin’ lately
it’s not aggravating
i’m eatin’ good, eatin’ good
eatin’ salad like i should
n0body tells me what to do
i can put on my own shoes
i can do what i may choose
i will cum all over you
i will never kiss my son
i will look up to the sun
i will win until i’m done
i will die when life’s not fun
yeah (loud vocal noises)
i’m so happy all the time
i’m over with you
i’m tired of babies, i’m tired of poo
i’m slapping a baby, i’m slapping a turtle
i’m slapping your mom, and i’m slapping you too
i don’t play football but i play gta
i do not play golf cause i work every day
i’m in a parade
a kiddie funhouse, come over today
it’s gonna be fun, you don’t have to run
i will smack you if you try to cuss
t+st+cl+ twist, grab your nuts
make ya bust, b+tch
[verse 2: eh]
just like tom brady, i’m kinda cooler than you maybe
so like, maybe i’m gonna rap about it
i don’t know, it’s kinda kooky
let’s go
flexing at the club with my rate your music profile
check out the curve
yeah, i have lots of style
this dude’s f+ckin’ cool, man
i wanna be his bro
man, i don’t give a sh+t, b+tch
suck my f+ckin’ toe
you know, honestly this was gonna be a song about how i’m cooler than you but i’m just gonna rap about skate 3 now
skate 3, 3 is the best mothaf+ckin’ game
i don’t play other sh+t
when will they make skate 4, this sh+t is dumb
they make so much income (stacks)
whatever, man
i’m just havin’ fun playin’ skate with my friends
that is number one
i got the heel flips (got the heel flips)
and the kick flips (and the shuvits)
playin’ fun games, eatin’ lots of chips
if all i can remember is playin’ with my friends
playin’ skate 3, the fun never ends
if only microsoft wasn’t so brainless
xbox live can such my +n+s
[outro]
did you like how i just rapped about skate 3 instead of what this song is actually about?
i think that was pretty cool
i also did a very terrible flow
but, um…
yeah, that’s just kinda how you have to do it sometimes, you know?
you just kind of like, think about how you do things?
you just have to try it differently and sometimes it don’t really work out that way
but, um…
you just kinda have to roll with the punches, um…
i don’t really know
i don’t really know what to say, uh
i hope everyone has a good night
hope you’re doin’ well, um
hope you’re rockin’ on in the free world
rock over london
rock on, chicago
have a good night!
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