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country teasers - prettiest slave on the barge lyrics

[intro]
pull!
pull!
pull!
pull!
pull!
keep rowing!
only five hundred miles to the ivory coast
for those of you that live
slave barge, ancient egypt
birthplace of the blues
come on, get it together!
pull!
pull!
pull, paul!
pull, michael!
pull, graham!
pull, tony!
come on, bill, pull!
we gotta pull together to get this slave barge across
my feet ache
my nikes are ruined

[verse 1]
he was the prettiest slave on the barge
his heart was incredibly large
he welcomed the other slaves into his arms
and never denied them his ass
when shackles made mincemeat of wrists
and stifling heat made men sick + choking noises
that pretty young slave would moisten his lips
and make like a little girl on a stick of licorice
[bridge]
uh, huh
i’m so thirsty
i pick out a turtle
i pluck six hairs from the cat o’ nine tails
and make music to escape the sheer horror
of having to have s+x with my fellow slaves

[verse 2]
yeah, but don’t hang no millstone on me
don’t tie no chains on my feet
if i spend all my time thinking about you
i’ll forget to think about me
i’m only a very simple man
i can only think on one track
my body may run like a rabbit on speed
but my brain is kenny malcolm on smack

[outro]
eh, hundred years later, we’re up to this?
no one can stop the slave butcher
i’m glad i’m on the radio
you folks don’t know
i’m not only black, i’m blind and deaf
that’s how i got into country music
i’m a hundred years old, so is the rest of the band
we went through some harsh times
in the beginning of the twentieth century
and now we enjoy success
take it down, shh
[sample]

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