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country teasers - song of the white feather club secretary lyrics

[intro]
h-llo, country fans
thank you for listening through to the end of this tape
we gonna reward your patiences with our version of the k-k-k-kk cl-ssic
“even my sh-tes is whites whites whites,”
michael jackson looks white under a bright light
but when the sun goes down
he returns to his natural colour
that’s how come he’s able to
stalk his prey at night
even my sh-tes is whites, whites whites

[spoken word]
in case there’s anyone out there who doesn’t like the way i sing or the jokes i tell
please! don’t tire me down with the same type needles [?]
to explain why i sing the way i do, why you’re so unfair to rebuke and chastise me
i will tell you a story which actually happened
not very long ago, in a city not very far away
it was late, the night clubs was closed, i was drinking [?]
she was pregnant and i had to dig my heels into her stomach to make sure she miscarried
anyway! my mind wondered and i saw myself in a garden
surrounded heat of two types
one humid and suffocating, the other one fiery, burning my hair and fingernails
that’s right children it was the garden of eden
where adam and eve invented humanity with the twin fires of love and hate
i had to escape
suddenly in the distance i saw a concrete tower, emitting a cool blue light
and i could hear men singing
i dragged myself towards peaceful sound with the last of my strength
i got into the elevator and went up to the top floor
take it down still a little bit tiny bit more
i could hear the men singing
white feather club, white feather club, white feather, feather, feather club
the door opened, “come in friend!”
we’re having a meeting
take the minutes

[outro]
white
feather
club

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