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country teasers - spiderman in the flesh lyrics

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[verse 1]
i must have been bit by a spider
when i was very small
’cause now i’m grown up i spend 5 days a week going
up the f-cking wall
i must have been fenced in to a long, straight road
when i was 9 or 10
because now i’m grown up i spend 5 days a week going
round the f-cking bend
oh

[verse 2]
i must have had s-x with a prost-tute
when i was age 13
because now i see s-xual advances
in every woman i meet
in my late teens i thinks
someone spiked my drinks
i have craved all types of drug and
alcohol ever since

[verse 3]
are there any queers in the theatre tonight?
get ’em up against the wall
now there’s one one in the spotlight, he don’t look right to me
get ‘im up against the wall
and that one looks jewish, and that one’s a coon!
who let all this riff-raff into the room?
there’s one smoking a joint, and another with spots
if i had my way i’d have all of you shot!

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