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country teasers - your english lyrics

[verse 1]
everything is certain for you english
you’re certainly a bunch of certain pr-cks
certain that your house will never fall down
because it is made of bricks
certain that you will win euro ninety-six
certain that james anderson will take a lot of wickets

[refrain]
you’re english
you’re english!

[verse 2]
victimise the weak, blame deviation on the strange
give guns to the police and drive the blacks insane
home, home on the range!
change

[verse 3]
fourteen-ninety-five and nineteen-ninety-nine
are psychological lies
bullsh-t from the whites, that are f-cking with your mind
toying with your life, sh-tting on your wife

[refrain]
you stupid f-cking sh-tes
you’re english
you’re quick on your wits but you’re thick, full of sh-t
you’re english

[verse 4]
in england we are driven against our good desires
driven to become a race of f-cking liars
“i left my p-ss indoors, i didn’t know it had expired
i found it on the floor, are you calling me a liar?”
insecurity and wealth, greediness and fear
“no, i cannot share, i don’t have any more”
the posture of your sports teams exemplifies your tendency
to cover up your weakness with hysterical defence strategies
“we will definitely win, we cannot lose!”
but god doesn’t let us all win, someone has to lose

[refrain]
you’re quick on your wits but you’re thick, full of sh-t
you’re english
bob the builder!
you’re very sharp with the wise remarks laughing at my specs
but i worry for your horrible wife when you have s-x

[bridge]
you have red, thick necks
you have not read many books
you have badly cut keks
you shoot bitter angry looks
you f-cking english poofs
you’re f-cking full of sh-t
you cannot name a spade
for fear you will offend it

[outro]
stop feeling guilty
stop feeling insecure
be fragile, warm and gentle
roses like manure!

- country teasers lyrics

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