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courtney (project snt) - sylveon trolls mega evolutions - the musical lyrics

in the year 2013, x & y was released
introducing yours truly, and also a big change;
gamefreak gave their eager fans mega evolution, and
they made pokémon battles so torturous and strange

yes, i did say, “torturous.” look it up; it’s messed up
stare into your slowbro’s eyes next time you use that stone
i’ve already touched upon bad hare day and moron brawn
but you all wanted to see me troll those left alone

some are perfectly okay, like thesе queens; they both slay
then therе’s others that seem like they’re constantly in pain
aerodactyl’s one of them; i mean really, look at him!
sharp rocks bursting through his skin? he’ll never be the same

glalie’s got a broken jaw; scizor’s got some meaty claws
sharpedo looks like he got the lopunny treatment
some are trying way too hard, like captain of the royal guard
cotton ball, general tso, and big ball of cement

don’t let this guy give you hugs; this is what you see on drugs
are you hungry? let’s cook up some fresh lobster dinner
these will haunt you in your dreams; these look like edgy ocs
if there was a lazy contest, you’d be the winner!

they changed their own bug species; i found all the christmas trees
dude, you’ve got some pointy knees; this guy stole the moon!
neutral special, wield a gun; this is boring; this is dumb
camerupt just looks like a volcanic buffoon!
nothing different, plant just grew! of course, the fan fave gets two !
i can’t tell these two apart! don’t lie neither can you!
what if we just made bees worse? yeah, we get it; h+llo nurse!
y is fine, but x ruins the whole point of mewtwo!

yes, the perfect powerup: a shield to cover up your b+tt!
maybe she was born with it; maybe it’s maybelline!
another boring display; seriously! are you okay?!
went from a cool sp+ce dragon to a sp+ce bullet train

do you want some design tips? don’t give your pokémon nips!
whoever designed this one is mentally insane!
last but not least, you give me my biggest enemy!
i bet you’re expecting me to cry and run away!

well no! i’m not! think again!
because this guy looks like he was doused in mountain dew: code red!
and then left to dry in the hot summer sun ‘til he looked like raisins!
… bruh!

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