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craig pruess - no life without wife lyrics

[verse 1]
lonely mr. kohli from los angeles
came to punjab on one bent knee
he had a green card, new house, big cash
so made a wish with every fallen lash
for you to do the journey with him
to smile when he got home, ask how his day had been
he wants you by his side in joy and strife
poor mr. kohli
he has no life without wife!

[chorus]
no life
without wife
oh yeah yeah yeah, yeah, yeah
no life
without wife
oh yeah yeah yeah
oh yeah yeah yeah

[verse 2]
i don’t want a man who ties me down
doеs what he wants while i hang around
i don’t want a man who’s crude and loud
wants a pretty wife to make him proud
i don’t want a man who can’t be funny
who tells tall tales about making money (oh yeah)
i don’t want a man who’ll grab the best seat
can’t close his mouth when he starts to eat
i don’t want a man who likes to drink
or leaves his dirty dishes in the sink

[verse 3]
i don’t want a man who wants his mummy
a balding pest with too much dummy
i don’t want a man who’s dead in the head
poor mr. kohli (aye mr. kohli)
maybe he’s good in bed
ugghhhh!

[chorus]
no life
without wife
oh yeah yeah yeah, yeah, yeah
no life
without wife
oh yeah yeah yeah
oh yeah yeah yeah

[verse 4]
what you don’t want don’t matter no more
soon you’ll be married and ready to go!
a match made in heaven, just like milk and honey
you make all the gobi, he’ll make the money
every day will be the same according to his plan
forget what you want
mr. kohli’s now your man!

[chorus]
no life
without wife
oh yeah yeah yeah, yeah, yeah
no life
without wife
oh yeah yeah yeah
oh yeah yeah yeah

[verse 5]
i just want a man with real soul
who wants equality and not control
i just want a man, good and smart
a really sharp mind and a very big heart
i just want a man not scared to weep
to hold me close when we’re asleep (oh yeah!)
i just want a man who loves romance
who’ll clear the floor and ask me to dance
i just want a man who likes to sing
makes up words when i play the strings

[verse 6]
i just want a man who gives some back
who talks to me and not my rack
i just want a man who likes to cook
to read my dreams and share my books
i just want a man whose spirit is free
who’ll hold my hand, walk the world with me (oh yeah!)

[chorus]
no life
without wife
oh yeah yeah yeah, yeah, yeah
no life
without wife
oh yeah yeah yeah
oh yeah yeah yeah

[outro]
sorry mr. kohli, it is not to be
my heart is set on another, you see
the wandering soul i was meant to meet
has finally come and swept me off my feet
now i dream of what it would be like
to be an overseas bride dressed in white
to have a little home in the country
and live in the land of her majesty

- craig pruess lyrics

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