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crazy ex-girlfriend cast - heavy boobs lyrics

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[rebecca]
i got them heavy b00bs, heavy b00bs
dense like dying stars
i got them heavy b00bs, heavy b00bs
i can’t run real far

let me break down what i just said
each of my double d’s has the volume of a toddler’s head
not b-tchin’ ’bout my b00bies, they look super fly in shirts
but if i swung them in your face, you’d be like
“oh my god, that hurts!
i’m blind! holy cr-p! i literally can’t see!
i’ve permanent retinal damage!
i’m suing you and your heavy b00bies!”

heavy b00bs, heavy b00bs
dense like dying stars
i got them heavy b00bs, heavy b00bs
they each have their own memoirs

what you gotta know is that b00bs may be where it’s at
but if you cut them open, they’re just sacks of yellow fat
stuff falls into my bra, it’s a little bit of a drag
but when i go to bed at night
it’s like opening a mary poppins bag

[dancers]
whee! candies and pennies!

[rebecca]
i got them heavy b00bs, heavy b00bs
dense like dying stars
i got them heavy b00bs, heavy b00bs
don’t need an airbag in my car

here is a list of all of the objects
that i can hold under my b00bs:
stapler, ten pencils, paperback copy of arabian nights
dog bone, remote control, hardback copy of wuthering heights

(spoken)
see, when a star is dying, it transforms into a red giant, and if the red giant does not have enough m-ss to fuse carbon, an inert m-ss of carbon and oxygen builds up in the center, transforming into a dense white dwarf. and yeah, like, that’s my b00bs. that’s, that’s what my b00bs are like.

i got them heavy b00bs, heavy b00bs
dense like a white dwarf
i got them heavy b00bs, heavy b00bs
it’d be a catch at fisherman’s wharf

i got them heavy b00bs, heavy b00bs
don’t ever forget
that these heavy b00bs, heavy b00bs
are just sacks of yellow fat
like the stuffing of a couch
they’re just sacks of yellow fat
technically meant to feed a baby
they’re just sacks of yellow fat

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