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crazy ex-girlfriend cast - jap battle (reprise) lyrics

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[audra]
all of our lives you were toxic
obnoxious
now though, you’ve brought me from nauseous to naches
i’m proud of you, bunch
you’re a grown-up, you got this
kol hakavod, you’re a goddess

[rebecca]
me?!
but you’re so responsible
career’s on sizzle
husband, ditto
three great kiddos
you’ve got competence, cl-ss
plus a skinny–ss waist
and a toned–ss -ss

[audra]
well, you’ve got a free spirit, which i see and commend
so, like 2 chainz without the “nz” at the end
i wish you double chai
for following the tug
of the heart behind your 36 triple-d jugs

[rebecca]
wow, what a boost for my confidence!

[audra]
yeah, i mean, i gotta give it up
i’m pretty good at giving compliments

[rebecca]
nice bubble, bubbeleh, i really hate to pop it
but n-body’s got a plaudit any hotter than i drop it

[audra & rebecca]
this is…

[audra]
a j-p praise fight

[audra & rebecca]
half affirmation

[rebecca]
half cage fight

[audra & rebecca]
k!lling you with kindness

[audra]
yeah, you’re dang right

[audra & rebecca]
it’s a head-to-head yasher koach mazel tov off

[rebecca]
you know what?
let’s squash it, you’re awesome

[audra]
seconded! same!
rebecca-wise, my game recognize game

[rebecca]
thanks, i appreciate that

[audra]
yeah, i mean, there’s a reason i’m called “esteem queen levine”

[rebecca]
can it with the accolades-slash-shade-catapulting
you are the one who is great at adulting
all your hard work, ultimately resulting in triumph

[audra]
d-mn, that’s some sneaky insulting
skip the emotional judo
i am the b. knowles-carter of kudos

[rebecca]
i’m the lebron james of acclaim

[audra]
then you might as well call me the mich-lle of the kvell

[rebecca]
go to h-ll!

[audra & rebecca]
this is…

[audra]
a j-p cheer scrimmage

[audra & rebecca]
like a rap battle

[rebecca]
but the mirror image

[audra & rebecca]
both of us’ll feel great

[audra]
when we’re finished

[rebecca]
giving a dope-slap of dap to this j-p…

(spoken)
which does stand for jewish-american princess, a term that, on one hand, does reinforce negative, negative stereotypes about both jews and women but, on the other hand, is a term that we want to reclaim and own. also, should acknowledge that me saying “dap to this j-p” is appropriative and a little problematic, if we’re being honest

(sung)
this is touchy stuff and it’s pretty complicated
but i noticed the dynamic and i thought that i should name it
just like i hated you, but now i kinda like you
this song’s another thing i can see two sides to

[audra]
terrific self-awareness

[rebecca]
knock it off, audra!
you never stop, do you?

[audra]
can’t and don’t wanna

[rebecca]
you’re a wonderful lady
but an insufferable baby

[audra]
should we make out?

[rebecca]
what?! no!
maybe…

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