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crazy ex-girlfriend cast - so maternal lyrics

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[parenting podcast host, spoken]
on today’s episode, we’re talking allergies. peanuts, dairy, eggs…how do we let kids be kids, but still keep them safe?

[rebecca]
parenting ain’t harrowing, demanding or traumatic!
let’s face facts, moms say that
when they’re not this good at it!

step aside ladies, give your babies
to a carol brady level matriarch
the only hard part of it is, how hard i’ll hit this
when i knock it out of the park!

your hands (raise ‘em up)
your gl-ss (raise it up)
low expectations (raise ‘em up)
your children, i’m gonna raise ‘em up!
it’s instinctual, i’m a natural
i am tireless multi-taskical
my mom gave the flame and it’ll burn eternal
d-mn, i’m so maternal!

so maternal
so maternal
so maternal

(spoken)
tommy, lunch!

[parenting podcast host, spoken]
you’re listening to “mom time daily.” and we’re so honored to have super-mom rebecca bunch here on our podcast today

rebecca, you are one of the most incredible moms i have ever seen, even though you don’t have any children and you’ve only been babysitting for less than an hour. how do you do it?

[rebecca, spoken]
first of all, i want to say what an honor it is for you to have me on your podcast

you know, i guess i just instinctively get how to be a mom and that’s what sets me apart from other “mothers.”

[parenting podcast host, spoken]
agreed, other mothers are losers

[rebecca, spoken]
heh, yes

[rebecca]
gonna keep ‘em warm, gonna keep ‘em safe
gonna keep their homework free of mistakes
if a kid get hungry, i’ll feed his face
a real wholesome meal—piece of cake

(spoken)
here, have a piece of cake

(sung)
energy (let’s bring it up)
the volume (dj, bring it up)
my spotlight-light (god, bring it up)
your children, you’re gonna let me bring ’em up
it comes easily, it’s effortless

[parenting podcast host]
even gwyneth said, “you’re the best at this”
in her well-respected online journal…

[rebecca]
good god, i’m so maternal!

so maternal
so maternal
so maternal
so maternal

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