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crazy ex-girlfriend cast - the cringe lyrics

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[castleman]
some people are scared of goblins and ghosts
they shriek at a raven perched on a post
“oh no!” they cry. “it’s a spooky black cat!”
but there are so many things far more frightening than that

like when i asked a woman i hadn’t seen in a while
how long she’d been pregnant, and there went her smile
turns out she’d just gained weight. “i’m so sorry,” i said
and when that memory fills me with horror and dread

i do the cringe! ugggh!
i do the cringe! ooooh!

[heather, paula, and valencia]
more than a twinge

[castleman]
the thought leaves me aghast
because nothing is as scary as what lurks in your past

[valencia]
banshees and ghouls can give a good fright

[paula]
but that’s not what keeps me up at night

[heather]
i think about that time in bed with my ex
when i chuckled at his p-n-s during s-x

[castleman, rebecca, paula, and valencia]
she does the cringe

[heather]
it was a full-blown laugh

[castleman, rebecca, paula, and valencia]
she does the cringe

[heather]
it looked like a cute little puppet

[castleman, rebecca, paula, and valencia]
she does the cringe

[heather]
he went soft and cried

[mr. trapani]
and that was the night their relationship died!

[gary]
i told a date i lost my wallet so she would pay

[susan]
i hooked up with the b-ssist of sugar ray

[christopher]
i got an angel tattoo on my upper thigh

[tara]
i gave my mother’s eulogy completely high

[devon]
see, everyone has sins they want to wash away

[benjamin]
i came up with the town motto: “live. work. play.”

[all]
we do the cringe

[benjamin]
it was not my best work

[all]
we do the cringe

[benjamin]
in fairness, i was also high

[all]
we do the cringe

[castleman]
regret can be a blast
but nothing is as funky as what lurks in your past
cringe dance!

(dance break)

[all]
stupid! stupid! stupid! stupid! aaaaah!

[rebecca]
we all have skeletons

[castleman]
real and metaphorically

[christopher]
wait, aren’t you the guy who murdered me?

[rebecca]
what?

[castleman]
nothing! the cringe!

[all]
cringe!

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