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crazymariobros - truth or dare 5 rap battle lyrics

[pre+battle]
[mario]
ya!,argh! wait a minute,the microphone, i know what this calls for ,it’s time,it’s finally time!

[verse 1]
[smash bros announcer]ready?,go!
[mario]
yeah this rap is in the bag,i’ll take a dub,you’ll take a staggering ,attempt at defeating me? are you kidding me? that’s your only plead? my words are like spiky cleats,now it’s time to eat and you can’t retreat,you have a fear over breakfast food,your iq’s are in the negative,jesus dude. there’s limited time to say all my rhymes,so i’ll make it quick and i’ll make you cry.the different weights among all of you 90,120,and 482? this is a party no need to rush after all we’re all made out of plush,so just hand the dub before i pound you scrubs and i’m no afraid of this blood on my fists!
[verse 2]
[luigi]
you seem confident,well i’m here to give up the consequence,there’s a time and place for embarrassment,why did nintendo ever pick you represent?why so try you’re a epidemic,don’t act like n0body knows! you’re a liar and you can’t even spit good bars! i’ll cancel you out like some bose! now let’s get on the road. you’re so boring you make me cringe,you’re as just as interesting as an orange,now let’s all watch you crash and burn. yeah you just trouble now watch and learn! oh wow well i’m on fire today
there isn’t anyone i want burn more!
i got this rap in check it’s done,and your girl peach she’s nothing but a h+oh!
[mario]
luigi you don’t say that stuff man!
w+wait what is this
oh ho! junior our debut is coming in
[smash bros announcer]
round 2!
[mario]
wait what i+i don’t get it whats goin+
[verse 3]
[bowser]
it’s now the time when team bowser strikes
but just for now we’ll let you win
[mario]
yes!
[bowser]
sike!
i’m sorry we have a late christmas present!oh what’s that it’s just 2 accidents?
[bowser jr]
dad this beat this is confusing i think you started to early?
[bowser]
nah just wait a minute it’s gonna come on right now
[bowser and bowser jr]
this is where you messed up,surrender or face our wrath of endless pain and suffering and you will die
[bowser jr]
yeah i had a feeling that this day would come! a real 2v2! and it hasn’t begun
i’m gonna stomp you and wash you away down in the deep cause this isn’t your day
[bowser]all you’ve ever done is cower in fear cause you know the eventual demise is near
and well there is only one way for it to decrease.you need to sacrifice one to show us your peace
[mario]
luigi i’m sorry but you have to go to them,it’s the only way we have a chance at winning this!
[bowser and bowser jr]
he is part of us now,we are now at peace with you,what do you have to say for yourself?
[mario]
you’re not his son!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[smash bros announcer]
final
[bowser jr]
wait what?
[mario]
the evidence is right here junior bowser is not your dad
[bowser jr]
oh my god dad you’ve been lying to me all this time?
[bowser]
what no no no no no that’s not true junior you know i’m your real dad right?
[bowser jr]
well the birth certificate looks pretty serious
[bowser]
let me see this for myself this has to be fake
[bowser jr]
+sighs+ man i just can’t believe i’ve been lied to my whole life?
[mario]
yeah i feel sorry for you junior,but you know some people just lie,if you want to come to a team of people that aren’t lies,well not really a team but just me then you should come to my side
[bowser]
wait what is this?!
[mario]
what do you mean it’s a birth certificate what else would it be?
[bowser reading paper]
”bowser junior was born to not bowser and not bowser”
”bowser sucks hospital”
”bowser is dumb”
[bowser]
this is the most forged thing i’ve ever seen!
[bowser jr]
wait what.hmmm. mario did you fake a birth certificate?!!
[mario]
okay yes fine i faked it,but you guys have like 3 people on your team and i have only like 1
what am i supposed to do here i gotta pull someone!
[luigi]
hmm you know guys that is true,if we wanna make this fair we might have to bring in more people,we can’t just up against mario like we did last time that’s boring
[bowser]
well who do you think we should bring in then?hmmm
[mario]
iggy maybe?
[bowser jr]
no his voice is too shrill he’d totally k!ll the battle
who else are we missing?
[verse 4]
[yoshi]
what’s that?
yahoo!
[bowser jr]
wait yoshi?!
[yoshi]
argh ahh!
[smash bros announcer]
round 3
[yoshi]
argh!
[bowser jr]
+gasp+
[yoshi]
i’ve been in rap for 20 years and now i’m going against my peers?
well consider challenge accepted! this is no problem you will be wasted!
[lakitu]
yeah lakitu is back in the house and i’ve got even more rhymes for your um..yeah lakitu lakitu,lakitu!
[yoshi]
uh what is this guy doing here?
[mario]
i dunno he’s the announcer he’s just kinda always here
w+yeah but why is he allowed in the rap he i don’t think he should be here
[luigi]
yeah i know we always try to tell him that but he just always barges in!
[yoshi]
hmm i think i know how we can solve this.i was about to go against you guys but now it’s time for a big reprise
[bowser]
hey guys you remember that anime battle? let’s do it again it’ll be a rattle!
[instrumental]
[yoshi]
say goodbye!

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