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creams the milkman - lasso lyrics

[intro]
lasso, lasso, lasso
just finished f+cking a dudes assh0l+
swinging my condom like a lasso
lasso, lasso, lasso

[verse]
used a groupon on a box of condoms
got my long john, i’m talking dripping schl+ng
nightclub bathroom ain’t sound proof
got security banging the door while i’m shooting spooff
decide to vacate the sp+ce
go back to bros place
feeling safe, won’t need the mace
he beefed up, i ain’t talking cows
he leaking, i’m talking bowels
sh+t secreting, im talking his trowels
filled with holes like he spongebob
i’m really starting to throb

(bridge)
going outta my mind
time to leave this all behind
red rover, i got him bent over
i tell him there’s something he’s gotta know
one last thing i gotta do before i go
[chorus]
swinging my condom like a lasso
just finished f+cking a fat dudes assh0l+
lasso, lasso, lasso
swinging my cum all around the room
covering everything with white goo
swinging my condom like a lasso
(lasso)
uh yeah, lasso
lasso, lasso, lasso

(verse)
swinging like a tornado
looney tunes sh+t, i finna go
one glance back to check the damage
dude guts fully rummaged
his house covered in white
i’m finna ghost, like i got a fright
retreat back to the club
looking for another rub
met a dude that looks like shrek
green d+ck, but give h+lla neck
back at it in the bathroom
the club want me removed
i’m f+cking all the clientele
even a few staff as well
keeping these lips sealed
tongue punching, dude be keeled
mean mugged mother f+cker
like i’m sipping root beer outta trucker
(bridge)
orgy be real hefty
dance floor be real empty
bathroom floor drenched, getting real sweaty
fully drained, getting ready to go
one last thing, start the rodeo

(chorus)
swinging my condom like a lasso
just finished f+cking a fat dudes assh0l+
lasso, lasso, lasso
swinging my cum all around the room
covering everything with white goo
swinging my condom like a lasso
(lasso)
uh yeah, lasso
lasso, lasso, lasso

(verse)
my b+lls be mashed like potatoes
so drained they almost see through
clothes hard like they covered in glue
as fate would have it, a dude followed me home
he was on his knees begging for the bone
i said lets head to your place
little did he know i finna lasso his sp+ce
good grace, his house be real ace
luxury sh+t, his pad gonna take a hit
i start to wrap up my d+ck
he said to quit, i won’t be needing it
i confirm i really need the rubber
i use one on all my brothers
he said either lose it or get lost
oh sh+t, this is gonna be a big cost
i reluctantly agree to raw dog
i’m hating this it’s a real slog
i pulled out and i secretly slipped on an extra large condom
[bridge]
but the size doesn’t fit
the rubber be flopping off the tip
i fill that rubber up with my cream
slamming booty he starts to scream
the dude turns around, seeping brown
but you know what i’m finna do!

(chorus)
swinging my condom like a lasso
just finished f+cking a fat dudes ass hole
lasso, lasso, lasso
swinging my cum all around the room
covering everything with white goo
swinging my condom like a lasso
(lasso)
uh yeah, lasso
lasso, lasso, lasso

(verse)
bar after bar, i’m always hitting hard
drilling dudes apart
milk drunk on my own sp+nk
honey i shrunk the d+cks
bbcs are now little wicks
but still just as thick
full blown rodeo
house covered in my tadpoles
draining the life from my sole
be overdosing on the meat
and on big fat cheeks
gonna be deceased

(outro)
i’m a champion of the rodeo
all i need is my cum filled lasso (lasso, lasso)
welcome to my white covered castle

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