creative mind frame (1-up) - corny pickup lines lyrics
[verse 1]
our waiter i savored so i tried to bait her
maybe one day she will favor me and i just might date her
may rub my pokeb+lls the wrong way and i’ll eradicate
i keep it straight though i can say i wanna play her patty cakes
you dropped something baby ain’t no need to fear
it was just the conversation i’ll pick it up from here
forget these other lames and you’ll hurt no more
you must be google caz you have everything that i’m searchin for
girl hold this shirt real quick i’m super cereal
you know what that’s made of? yeah that’s boy friend material
i think she thinks i’m a player she thinks these all are big puns
i’m an average joe i just crush a lot so now here come the big guns
never had to stretch this far now i’m obtuse
the angle i get from you girl is really acute
if you got that it’s a sine (squared), so you should cosign (squared) and be done
caz we do that together we’d practically be one
[hook]
corrnnnnyyyyyyyy pickkkkk upppp lines
so many many many ladies, you all must be jamaican caz you jamaican me crazyyy
corrnnnnyyyyyyyy pickkkkk upppp lines
some lines work best, and some are the worst, but if you a booger girl you know i’d pick you first
corrnnnnyyyyyyyy pickkkkk upppp lines
these other guys beneath you, it’s understood, but you must be campbell’s caz you are mm mmm good
corrnnnnyyyyyyyy pickkkkk upppp lines
my lines are ones that are not are allured, but it’s better to laugh than sit around and be bored
[verse 2]
next week catch me at the gym leg day yeah i’m doin squats
next to me was this super hot girl you know i had to bop (out)
i runs, i runs some more just for fun
you must be a great baker because i really really like your buns
i told her, to one i could not be confined
my love for you is like divided by 0 – undefined
why you hot and cold like illinois weather?
i’ll rearrange the alphabet put u and i together
debugged like vba – clean
no need to be mean but dang you have the nicest syntax i’ve ever seen
this ain’t a blizzard so please don’t bite
while i may not be dq girl i’ll still treat you right
on to your beauty yeah it really blinds me
who me? i’m mr. right – i heard you’re trynna find me
got the phone out? alright alright alrighttt
they call me 1+up but girl you can call me tonight
[hook]
corrnnnnyyyyyyyy pickkkkk upppp lines
so many many many ladies, you all must be jamaican caz you jamaican me crazyyy
corrnnnnyyyyyyyy pickkkkk upppp lines
some lines work best, and some are the worst, but if you a booger girl you know i’d pick you first
corrnnnnyyyyyyyy pickkkkk upppp lines
these other guys beneath you, it’s understood, but you must be campbell’s caz you are mm mmm good
corrnnnnyyyyyyyy pickkkkk upppp lines
my lines are ones that are not are allured, but it’s better to laugh than sit around and be bored
[outro]
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