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critta tha addict - i wish you were a hoe lyrics

i see you
walking out of the chamber of commerce
hopping in your clean brand new dodge charger
as if my role couldn’t be any harder
my car is parked at home with a worn out starter
i smile, you smile
we exchange a couple pleasantries
i let the obvious fact of it get the best of me
if i want to talk to you next time then i’m best to be
gone like i got something better but n-body’s blessing me
you’re so sweet, so polite to meet with
your perfume is so good i could just breathe it
i wish i could get your attention and keep it
but it should really be no secret

i wish you were a hoe!
i wish you were a filthy nasty f-ckin’ stankin’ -ss stupid -ss hoe
i wish you were a walking c-m dumpster with one good tight hole
i wish you were a broke -ss prost-tute
homeless and without food
i really wish you were a hoe
oh, i wish you were a hoe

i wish my instincts were telling me to skip the small talk
cause i start stuttering as soon as i see you wa-walk
i’m f-cked now. i ain’t got nothing to say
all the blood that was in my brain just rushed in between my legs
it’s like i’m blushing
but it doesn’t show up in the face
you’re so cute but i want to f-ck you in so many ugly ways
i know what you’re looking for and baby it ain’t me
just save me a piece for when you may feel the same needs
and if i didn’t know better i would think that i need that
i’d eat that, beat that, repeat and try to keep that
but with the path i beat i’d have to wrap it up and skeet that
leave your pad and be asking where the weed is at
you could just call me when you need a ride to town
take you straight to my house, lie you right down
you could stop back by when you need a ride back but first one more time baby lie back
yeah i wish that it was like that
you’re probably engaged and living on the right track

but i wish you were a hoe!
i wish you were a raunchy, nasty f-ckin truck stop five dollar hoe
i wish you were a filthy hippie, f-cking free lovin’ givin’ -ss hoe
i wish that you had no self respect, and someone stole your welfare check!
i really wish you were a hoe
oh, i wish you were a hoe!

why do we even talk bad about hoes for real though
i wish a hot b-tch would just use me for a d-ld-
she could be too good for me and i could be still broke
or she could be some inbred, illiterate hillfolk
too many reasons a woman wouldn’t be in my catalogue
unless she really did just want to grab a log
we don’t even have to be compatible or get along
i’d beat that like a happy -ss r-t-rd trying to pet a dog
love is like your mother…
ground up and packed in a hot dog
love is a pimp who wants to get paid and get his rocks off
love is a slave driver with a gauge full of rock salt
or a junk yard dog who only wants to chew your c-ck off
love is a preconceived fantasy you make believe and you would be surprised who it may deceive
you see in a relationship statistically the woman’s first to go
you say you wanted the truth, well now you know
why i wish you were a hoe

- critta tha addict lyrics

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