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crooked i - man up lyrics

[intro]
what you mean “what am i doin?”
i’m in the studio right now, man
i’m on the microphone too, so you gonna have to hang up
i’ll call you right back, man
it ain’t no b+tches in here
why you always thinkin’ there’s hoes in this m+th+f+cka, man
i’m tryin’ to work, man
it’s my job, man
aight, i’ll call you back
(new crooked)
aye, baby girl
come in the booth, real quick
do me a favor
ha haaaa
(let’s go)

[verse 1]
they say “d+mn, crooked i, you off the wall”
big b+lls in his drawers, so he’s walkin’ tall
freaky, young ladies, let me talk to y’all
split y’all, get y’all to take off your drawels
all i really wanna do is jump in your quicksand
k!ll that cat, like i was a hitman
d+ck so hard, that if i lean forward
the sh+t will probably hold me up, just like a kickstand
hit that twice, if that sh+ts that nice
big d+mn pipe, b+tch, d+mn right
me f+ckin’ a lesbo, in a chevy astro
put that together, it’s d+ck van dyk+
mucho ass, not poquito
hit your boy off with some of that deep throat
you high maintenance and i’m h+rny
for that combination, i’ma cum on your mink coat
[chorus]
i man up, in that ass
then stand up, hit it hard and fast
get handcuffs, whatever the task
pull pants up, bounce out and smash
i wanna man up, in that ass
then stand up, hit it hard and fast
get handcuffs, whatever the task
pull pants up, bounce out and smash

[verse 2]
just met a stripper with a s+xy face
big round ass and a s+xy waist
told me she was 21, let me see your i.d
baby girl, no time to catch a case
she put her hands in my pants and said “let me taste”
scared to do it right, now i bet she ain’t
if you’re a nickel piece but you got a bad body
that could boost you up right to s+xy 8
you walked in the club and left the place with a winner
told your homegirls that i ate you for dinner
no, i’m not a laker but when i’m finished
the doctors might have to staple your center
us, in the backstreet, f+ckin’ in the backseat
girl, that’s exactly what i had in mind
i’m in shape like an athlete, runnin’ in a track meet
2 or 3 hours is the average time
[chorus]
i wanna man up, in that ass
then stand up, hit it hard and fast
get handcuffs, whatever the task
pull pants up, bounce out and smash
i wanna man up, in that ass
then stand up, hit it hard and fast
get handcuffs, whatever the task
pull pants up, bounce out and smash

- crooked i lyrics

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