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cross canadian ragweed - the president song (live) lyrics

[intro]
this is a new tune of ours, uh it doesn’t belong on a studio album so it belongs at the wormy dog. you know what i mean?

[verse 1]
oh if i were president, i’d make you understand
no more questions, no more lies
i will tell you the truth looking in your eyes
if i were president
well first and foremost son, jesus christ is the only one
you’re going to talk to when your day begins
i’m going to pass a law that says everyday you gotta get down on your knees and pray
thank the man for dying for you sins
if i were president, i would make you understand
jesus is the man he’s the reason that you stand, if i were president

[verse 2]
we’re gonna put the word out on the streets
no more washington, dc
i’m gonna make this country big and strong
no more payin’ of your taxes
the capital’s in pampa, texas
that’s the only place a house that big belongs
if i were president, the blue collar man won’t get the shaft
n0body’s gonna laugh when jerry jeff’s is my chief of staff
if i were president

[verse 3]
well, iraqi boys you must be nuts
you’re diggin’ yourself deeper in a rut
i got a way to end your problems soon
we’ll bring home every one of our boys
and pull out our biggest baddest toy
and blow you crazy b+st+rds to the moon
if i were president, n0body’s gonna push us around
if they threaten us or put us down
we’ll burn their county to the ground
if i were president

[verse 4]
well, i got one for you sadaam hussein
we’ll resurrect general john wayne
put together a very simple plan
put down our nukes put down our guns
and you and the duke will be one on one
and he’ll kick your ass as if you were a man
if i were president,, if i were president
if you don’t like willie nelson, you gotta go to prison
if i were president

[outro]
so cast your vote and make it me
and if i win the beer is free
if i were president
oh yeah

- cross canadian ragweed lyrics

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