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cross cromer - the great debate (panera v chipotle) lyrics

chipotle is better than the rest
i [?] disagree
chipotle, oh chipotle is better than the rest
i must attest
i think it’s okay

i can eat at chipotle or at panera any day
it’s not a fight
people like to compare them
but there’s no difference they’re the same thing

[laughter]

you can go to a store and get me food
i can make it at home
i can make a burrito in my own kitchen
what’s the point?

i don’t understand all these restaurants like
“come in make your food”
no, i wanna buy something from you
i’m not making it
you don’t even go around and be like:
“hey, do you want, do you want stake with that?
do you want a burrito?
do you want chips with+”
of course i want chips
guacamole, it should be free
but it’s like 20 dollars?
no, no no no no no no no+
i’m not paying for that
i want it free with my meal
oh my god
but you know
the first thing, subway
why does subway even exist?
right!
i don’t understand
because you walk into a subway
and you’re like
“i could go home and make the same thing!
i don’t need to be here
i could get, i could get
i could buy a bag of chips
i could get a whole party pack of chips
i could bring it home and put it down
i can start eating the doritos
i can start eating the, eating the cheetos
all that
eating the sun chips
they always have sun chips
i don’t know, it’s a good sandwich chip i guess
but they also always have, funyuns
what’s the deal with funyuns?
i don’t know
they’re like onions but worse
they don’t taste like onions
they taste just taste sweet
onions aren’t sweet
they’re [?] and they’re disgusting
and they’re only good in the [?]
so what is the point?
who just decided this?
[?]
alright
and you know i [?] subway
their bread it’s really sweet
and it’s really just bad
it’s not even, it’s not even bread
it really classifies as a cake
i hope you guys know that
everyone out there who’s a [?]
uhm, another thing, another thing
one last thing i noticed here
chipotle and panera, i’ve had both for one time in my life
that’s the truth
it’s no difference to me
i don’t care
i’ll eat whatever i have
chipotle is just fun
but, have you ever had panera breakfast panini
let me tell you, they’re pretty good
i haven’t had one in like four years
but i remember they were alright
nothing beats the mcdonalds hot cake though
or, or the mcgriddle
you know the mcgriddle with the two pancakes and the sausage and maybe an egg with some cheese
but you don’t really like the cheese cuz’ cheese in like the pancake is really weird and shouldn’t go together
[?] sausage mcgriddle
i take it apart and i eat it like separate
it’s like [?] pancakes
it’s pretty good you know
like what’s the point in getting like, a sandwich
like that is like
i’m better off getting into the egg
the mcegg, what’s that called?
the mcegg
the mcegg
the mcegg burger
i don’t know
it’s better that way i don’t know
there’s other stuff

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